#stitchobsessed

[tinktink14]

Grrr...uh I mean, H...h...hhiiiii... right?🤔#stitchobsessed #fbf #latepost #bestgiftever #thanksbf @kraftypig #ihaveatail 😆💙🙏

[nerdygirl590]

Finally after saying that I was going to buy this stitch, my friends bought him for my birthday #stitch #experiment626 #bigstitch #stitchobsessed #birthday #birthdaypresent #polynesian #favoritecharacter #favoriteresort #instadisney #instanerd #instageek #disneygram #nerdgram #geekgram #disneygirl #nerdygirl #geekygirl #disnerd #nerdandproud #geekandproud #disneyaccount #nerdyaccount #geekyaccount (at Disney's Polynesian Resort)

[doingthehornthing]

Will You Help Me Kill My Teacher?

Will you help me kill my teacher?

Come on, we can't delay.

He won't teach us anymore

Get him out the door

So I can get an A

I thought I was his favorite

But now he'll rot

Cuz I didn't see THE GODDAM "WHY?"

Will you help me kill my teacher?

I'll help you kill your teacher.

*Go away, kid*

The bell rang... bye...

Will you help me burn the school down?

All the hoes inside are screwed

They won't bother us anymore

Let;s get out the door

Before we burn too!

*Maniacal Laughter*

It gets a little boring

All the dull classrooms

Just watching the hours tick by!

*Tick Tick Tick TIck*

Please, I'm stuck in prison

They raped me and I'm broke

My assholes never been so big

My advice to you

Please don't drop the soap

Will you break me out of prison?

Creds/Collaboration with stitchobsessed

[stevengrcnt]

♥ ♦ ✘ ♠ ☾➤

♥ - your first url

i don’t remember anything before donttouchmynewtonballs

♦ - how many blogs do you follow?

305

✘ - how many liked posts do you have?

7,210

♠ - post your tumblr crushes

jerkidiot

kanyewest-coast

laughbitches

therealmistersquidward

mugglehumour

ihurtanddontknowwhy

314eater

ernoticon

rapunzelisha

☾ - what is your favourite blog on tumblr?

 this one, this one, and this one

➤ - is there someone you wish would follow your blog?

if zackisontumblr followed me I’d lose my shit tbh