#stoffel

[ilovejevsjeans]

Stoff Cam- Kiss from Fernando!

[highlyentropicmind]

Meet Stoffel the hoeybadger!

He is a very funny and very smart honey badger who has been playing that he's on an escape room for the last 25 years!

The zookeeper continually devises more ways to keep him inside his enclosure, but he always figured a way out. Learning to open doors, untangle wires and even teaching his gf to help him

Eventually they had to build the badger Azkaban but Stoffel just piled a bunch of rocks to make a ladder. When they removed all the rocks he used dirt. It just never ends

And here's the best part: He's doing it for fun. Every time he escapes he just wanders through the zoo, maybe go pick a fight with the lions, or even break in the house of the zookeeper, but he never goes away. Stoffel always stays in the zoo, even though he has proven he can leave whenever he wants

No, Stoffel stays with his friend the zookeeper because they are having so much fun together! (and because one of these days he's gonna finally teach those lions whose boss)

He even had children, and they seem to be at least as smart as he is, so this could be the beginning of the lineage of super smart honey badgers that was prophesied to take over the world, and I for one welcome our new badger overlords

Keep living your best life Stoffel

[vandoorne-devries]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

5 different times where Stoffel picked Nyck up, +1 Nyck picked Stoffel up

[williamsmybeloved]

blessing your tl with catboy stoffel

[f1stuffpsd]

stoffel vandoorne lockscreens

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[codename-faelon]

I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM. 🥳🥳

Poor stoffel though, he IS merc's reserve driver and he's been denied that role for the 4th(?) time this season.

[rp-kat]

Fuck On The Beach & Flächenbrand - Split

1999

[papitocarlositothirst]

Friendly reminder that when asked in an interview, Stoffel said that he wanted pokemon cards for Christmas. So you buy him a pack of legendary cards for him. He realises that one of the cards was an original hand made by you and you get to see his face light up with a massive smile as he marvels at the cards.

I want thissssss :((((