What is one off your guilty pleasure headcanons on stolas
Mine is hime being intersex and not knowing it
Guilty Pleasure Headcanons?
Well this is definitely a fun question!!! I think mines may pale in comparison to many other people's but here are some of my Stolas headcanons!
Editing Note: HELP YOU ONLY ASKED FOR 1 HEADCANON AND I GAVE YOU AN ENTIRE ESSAY IM SO SORRY LMAO
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Stolas Headcanons:
Stolas is the possessive type in the most like- submissive and adorable way possible. He doesn't display it in public, but believe me that man will absolutely let you know when he is frustrated you're giving someone else attention.
He absolutely loves giving his partner gifts and while he is wealthy, it is usually hand made gifts or very special dates. He isn't the materialistic type.
I headcanon him as they/he and nonbinary with a very fluid type of presentation. Sexuality wise he is a gay man (fuckin obvi), but I do think he'd be interested in gender non conforming individuals and trans folks purely because they understand how he feels internally when he talks about feeling "othered" in society.
Genuinely think he likes shorter people. Purely because it's easier for snuggles and hugs.
His favorite nickname from my OC/Incu-sona for Helluva Boss is "bluebird". It's the first nickname he gets after him and Blitz break up in their story and means a lot to him.
Absolute lover of kisses, doesn't matter the kind, but absolutely adores them. Very tender type.
Despite not understanding Octavia he thoroughly enjoys her music taste and does like rock and metal in general. I think Stolas would also pick it up from just being around Blitz or Loona.
Marriage is something he absolutely dreams about in the cheesiest most wholesome of ways.
When it comes to intimacy while he does prefer being on the bottom, he absolutely is a soft and encouraging top who takes his time, but makes sure you're pleased. He is consistently watching your body language for any sense of distress to make sure you're not overwhelmed.
He is a sadist and masochist, but those aren't things that are required for him to get off. I feel like he is fine with whatever his partner is into as long as it's interesting and not purely missionary.
Absolutely has a blood kink and does not mind being bit.
I do think him and Vassago have been intimate in the past and I think could have similar tastes in men.
I think if he's with someone they have to be involved in the arts of some kind. (For example Blitz being a performer/entertainer, and my OC/Incu-sona being a writer and former acrobat.)
He's attracted to intellect, but it's not required for him to enjoy a person's company.
Uses his magic in the bedroom, often, like a lot. . . a lot a lot.
He's definitely a lover of thick thighs, but also has a thing for pretty hands. Not in a purely sexual way, but in a sense that he can appreciate them anatomically for their beauty.
Despite being inexperienced sexually, he has the stamina of a fucking bunny that wants to breed.
Moving on, definitely wants to have more kids, but literally cannot due to the anatomical makeup of the group he is attracted to, but still is adamant about it in the bedroom.
Angel Dust is his best friend besides Vassago. Met him at a party once and the two clicked.
Stolas likes a partner who is a swtich that does have a more submissive side. He isn't "controlling", but having a partner who actually listens to him is sexy in it's own right.
Takes baths with his partner constantly. He loves the feeling of pampering his partner and making them feel cared for.
If you're someone with mental illness or any type of disorders and etc, he is more than the willing type to accommodate and make you feel better. He will sit and watch cheesy films or snuggle all day to make you feel better.
Despite loving soap operas and reality TV, he also enjoys animated shows.
He is a literary nut and can quote Shakespeare with ease.
Loves hand holding.
Enjoys doing his partner's makeup.
Loves curly hair because of how unique it is. Understands he can't just run his hand through them, but will sit and be enamored by how the hair coils and is so intricate, even noting your head can have more than one curl pattern and just being enamored. Definitely asks if he can help maintain your hair or style it and is willing to learn more about it.
Writes you poetry all the time and often leaves love notes in your things.
Despite being an older gentleman, Stolas can enjoy gaming, but prefers things like cozy games like farming sims or visual novels, especially ones with puzzles. Consider things like Animal Crossing or Mad Father.
His favorite book genre is romance, but I think enjoys a good cozy mystery or fantasy novel once in a while.
Is a literary snob and can be very picky about what he reads.
He will have you cosplay as the Phantom from Phantom of The Opera in bed at least once.
He is socially awkward as all hell, especially at clubs. He doesn't entirely know how to get people interested in him.
Is an introvert and homebody, but if you're an outgoing person he will match your energy.
When he gets aggravated the easiest way to calm him down is just say ". . . I'm sorry but when you yell at me that's hot as fuck." He cannot help but laugh and will turn away from you, trying to tell you he's not laughing. Usually ends with you both giggling.
I think that's all of the things I can think of lol. These are all my personal headcanons, but no, I do not feel guilty about any of them.
Toodles! Amalthea Out!











