"Who broke it?" but it's the Shadow of Intent crew
Rtas: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Sangheili Officer: ...I did. I broke it.
Rtas: No. No you didn't. Vul?
Vul: Don't look at me. Look at Tul.
Tul: What?! I didn't break it.
Vul: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Tul: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sangheili Ranger: If it matters, probably not, but Tul was the last one to use it.
Tul: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Sangheili Ranger: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tul: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ranger!
Sangheili Officer: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rtas.
Vul: Rtas...Stolt has been awfully quiet.
Everyone but Rtas: *arguing*
Rtas: *away from everyone* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a colo head on a stick.
Rtas: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.