#stoned anon

[angy-mouse]

that c!charlie with the tentacles was not delivery, that was digiorno oh my god thank you for putting that amazing scene into my life, you rock, keep up the good writing - a very very very stoned anon

stoned anon my beloved <33 I am here for all your slimy tentacle needs but it's gonna cost you a slice of that pizza 👀

[soliavenne]

ok ok ok but can we talk about sending gaara flowers for his birthday?? He's just chillin in his office, probs bored out of his mind and a lil bummed cuz it's his birthday dang it he wants to go be with his fam and his s/o! But kazekage duties dont stop just cuz it's the special guy's special day, so work he must 😞 UNTIL he hears a knock and a "special delivery for lord kazekage!" And in comes a delivery person with a big beautiful flower arrangement just for him! Im imagining jewel tones for this boy, so just a massive array of burgundy and deep blues and purples and he's just so happy! (Better yet, what if Shinki or his s/o delivers them personally?? I just want soft gaara bday love, man). And of course theres a handwritten card with lil notes from all his favorite people on it, which he keeps in his desk with some of the flowers pressed and dried with it. Ahhh just wanna love my boy 😭💕 -stoned anon

Stoned anon AAAAAAAAA

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This is the cutest thing ever. 😔😔❤ I could only imagine how happy Gaara must've been to receive such beautiful gift from the people he love the most. Imagine him not being able to hide his smile as he goes through his paperworks; much more motivated to finish his work early today so he could finally come home to his family. :c ❤❤

This was so beautiful, stoned anon. Such as soft, soft fluff.. 😔😭😭❤ Our baby boy Gaara deserves everything in this world indeed. 😔😭😭 Thank you so much for sending this in love! ❤❤

[skajador]

GOD I wanna keep saying "Quiet would be a stoner" but she's literally a plant herself??? Would that be cannibalism?? Plantibalism?? If she's a plant, and if she snacked on a human, would that still be cannibalism? I'm over thinking this

yes, you are overthinking this 

[soliavenne]

hello yes it is i, stoned anon, once again stoned and i am honored and humbled to have provided yall with horny fuel. i am IMMENSELY enjoying everybody's drawings and writings and the like, yall are awesome! bless all u horny gaara simps 💕💕💕 i'll be sure to share any other slutty, slutty hcs with yall! (in the meantime ive been thinking abt gaara smoking out of a bong cuz i have a slight smoking kink and hnnngg what if he gets all soft spoken n cuddly n omg lazy stoner sex... ok im sorry)

me coming to this blog and discovering kinks i never knew i had and my life will never be the same as my thoughts get filthier day by day

I AM SQUIRMING HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO GOOOOOOD 🥴🥴🥴 Now I CANT get the thought of lazy stoner sex with a soft spoken chuckling Gaara... 😭😭❤❤ AAAAAAAAAAAA

[soliavenne]

Stoned anon again!! (love that nickname tbh no need to change, though you can call me T if you want) i DID see now BOTH lovely drawings of tongue pierced gaara and i amm.... Weak...... How am i supposed to concentrate at work now. He's so lovely 😭 you and your friend are so talented!!! Ill be thinking about this all day now. My coworkers keep asking why im smiling at my phone and i dunno how to tell them its cuz Hot Anime Guy got the Tongue Bling

YOU ARE THE MASTERMIND BEHIND IT ALL STONED ANON HAVE YOU SEEN THE THREADS YOU HAVE IGNITED 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

Thank you sooo so much for your kind words!! I'm glad you liked the drawings! ☺ Why not increase your coworkers suspicions why you're grinning over your phone by reading what @ithinkinstories wrote? 🤣🤣🤣 That was the hottest thing. Remembering that now just makes me weak. 🥴🥴

You're probably at work now, yes? Take care and have a good day! ☺

[unstoned-anon]

What does Unstoned do when not answering asks?

Ooc

He spends time with sickly but mainly spends time trying to learn more about the past hosts