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I <3 weed

just letting u know that when people click ''ask'' it sends u to spookymickey!!

RIP I need to change all the links on my desktop theme, thanks for reminding me!!

what if daydreams are visions from parallel timelines ?

i dont vape anymore and haven't in over 3 years but sometimes i hit my cart and think "gawtdamn that shit hit weird as hell" like. no shit dumbass

I am not your 3 A.M. bottle of water that quenches your thirst when your throat feels as dry as the Sahara.

I am not the morning cup of coffee you pour and sip in front of the T.V. as the weatherman guesses the chance of rain for the week.

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I am your occasional glass of wine at dinner that follows you to bed.

I am that rich, decadent dessert that you've had on your mind all week.

I am a heavy drag off of a cigarette when your day has been entirely too long.

I am that middle-of-the-night "you up?" text when the feeling of loneliness has become too much to bear.

I am not a daily resource.

I am a sinful indulgence.

Me when I smoke weed and drink coffee:

It's nearly 2019. Why do McDonald's fries not microwave well yet?!?

There is no difference between disappointment and cold fries.

#stoner brain