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[replicated-archive]

i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me

[monkmustdie]

my friends bf suggested a 3way, couldn't get it up, got cucked, is mad at me now

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

[buddwyer]

[monkmustdie]

im being hardcore unicorn hunted and I can't tell if it's flattering or not. ok it IS flattering. but i can't tell if this is a good idea or not ...

[biftabaeundead]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whatever. Me too

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[monkmustdie]

HUH? WHAT ?

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[sacred-portal]

[grosezero]

[monkmustdie]

cracked then cried in her arms now on tumblr

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[monkmustdie]

guys ur right im being dramatic

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh