#stoner nerd

[9mm-2-the-head]

My newest baby..

Silent Hill

styled bong 🤌🏻🍃💨

and she glows in the dark too 🥵

the eyes are meant to glow too obviously I didn’t hold the light upon it long enough 🤦🏻‍♂️

[milo-myhigh]

[musclelover4826]

Stoner Nerd

Alex was very excited when he had gone off to college. Finally a place all to himself. Well sort of. He had a roommate. There was nothing inherently bad about Mike. He was alright, not the type of person Alex would normally hang out with. Alex was a bit of a weeb. He loved anime, manga, and jrpgs. His side of the dorm was covered with Dragon Ball Super and Final Fantasy posters, collectable figures, and manga in less than a day. He set up his PS4 to the tv he brought with him. Ok ok he was a big weeb. Hell even his shirts and hats were anime themed. Mike's side on the other hand was posters of punk bands and skaters doing tricks. The skateboard tucked under the desk on Mike's side of the room made it clear he was a skater. Alex was less then thrilled when his roommate pulled out a bong and started smoking as the scent of weed filled the room.

"Don't worry bro its goin in a drawer if the RA shows up" Mike had said but really Alex couldn’t care less whether the stoner got in trouble or not. The upset look on his face was about all his stuff smelling like weed. They got along fine over that first week. Well, co existed might be the better word since less than a full sentence was said between them in that time. However what got him upset was when he just got outside the dorm on his way to class only for Mike on his skateboard to slam into him. The iced coffee Mike got from the café spilling all over Alex's shirt and pants. He was a bit nervous about making a first impression in his economics class since that was his major. He was dressed in a grey collered polo shirt and black dress pants, now all coffee stained.

"Shit sorry duude" Mike said in that deep slow voice. The way he stretched the word dude and the glazed look in his reddened eyes made it clear to Alex he was high.

"Dude what the hell!" Alex yelled. "I got class I'm gonna be late now!" He yelled letting his anger get the better of him.

"I said sorry dude, need some clothes? I prolly got a shirt you can borrow" Mike offered. And it honestly seemed like a good natured offer but Alex was too frustrated to stop himself.

"Oh and smell like some dumbass stoner in the middle of a economics class!" Alex shouted and Mike chuckled a bit, deciding it was better not to tell the nerd that after a week in the same room his clothes already kinda smelled like weed anyway. Mike tossed his arm around Alex's shoulders pulling him back into the dorm building.

"Then change into your own clothes bro but gonna be honest, the profs don't give a shit whether you even show up. If your a little late he won't care. And he'd get it if you say what happened. Just say your stupid ass roommate kept you" Alex had no argument there considering Mike already insulted himself. He allowed his anger to calm down. It wasn't really Mikes fault, he could have watched where he was going too. Something about the weed scented air around Mike made it hard to stay mad at the guy. They got back to the room and Alex changed. A gray t shirt and jeans. The fact that he didn't recognize them right away didnt occur to him. No the shirt was in his dresser on his side of the room. And it had a Demon Slayer logo on it. The boar head of Inosuke. He chuckled a bit not even conciously registering how it sounded like his roommate. Inosuke was a stupid ass. Just like Mike. Huhuhuh. Yeah no way Mike would have a shirt like this. No way he would have put it in the wrong dresser. And no way the coffee accident outside was anything but an accident. Mike was too stupid to plan anything malicious. Alex once again left the dorm building and went to class. He felt a little more clear headed once he was away from Mike but the smell lingered. Was it the shirt? He looked down, anime logo, dumb boar, the shirt fit, it was in his dresser. It was his. He relaxed again. He hadn't noticed he went through the exact same checklist as in his dorm. As if it was following a regersed script of reasoning rather than actually thinking about it. The smell was likely just from being close to him walking to the room. As the class droned on with random syllabus information he slumped back a bit in his seat, doodling in his notebook wondering why he bothered worrying about being on time. Mike was right after all, the professor never even questioned the 10 minute delay. The class dragged on until Mike got out and got back to his room. Mike was smoking and doing something on his computer that he had set up on his desk. Alex sat on his own bed and played some games a for a bit.

The next day was weird. He had fallen asleep in his clothes from the day before and it took a good amount of internal back and forth to convince himself to shower. After the shower he would feel a bit more awake and thinking back to the coffee incident he was a bit confused by his thinking, though he decided he should appologize to Mike for his attitude.

"Hey sorry about yesterday" he said.

"Don't worry about it dude, prolly shouldn't have been skating with a coffee" he laughed. "I can be pretty dumb sometimes" and Alex started laughing too. The fog over his thinking returning. He didn't know why he had a negative view of Mike. He was so chill, relaxed. He was right about the teacher not caring. A far cry from Alex's usual anxiety. Maybe he should try to be more like Mike. He let the picture form in his mind for a moment. The two of them each on their beds positioned to face Alex's tv. Playing Jump Force together and laughing as they each do something dumb. Mike was dumb sometimes. Alex could be dumb sometimes too if he was honest. He imagined Mike offering his bong and he saw himself taking a hit. Both of them fun loving dumb bros. Like any number of the main characters in shows he likes. Luffy, Naruto, Goku...his favorites were full of idiots. So why would befriending a real idiot be that different? He shook his head at the visual. No. No way he'd ever say yes to an offer of weed. Though hanging with his roomie more wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing. He didn't even bother going to his other classes for that week as he decided first week was just overview stuff he could do without. Showing up to classes later each time until the last few on Friday were just skipped all together. Mike would come and go to skate with his friends but Alex just stayed in the dorm.

On saturday he was woken up by a box being dropped onto his bed.

"Whats that?" He asked rubbing his eyes as Mike grinned.

"Some shit the mailroom left at our door"

"Then why put it here?" Alex asked.

"Got your name on it" Mike chuckled. That damn contagious laugh that caused a matching dumb grin to spred across Alex's face. He opened the box to find a rolled up poster. He pulled it out and unrolled it. A Naruto poster. He looked at it confused and even more so when after unrolling it a pipe fell out. It was a small glass pipe, a blue and green swirly design. And a baggie of weed. Mike chuckled at his look "why you got that suprised look? Don't remember what you order? Man Ash you can be pretty dumb sometimes." Mike chuckled. Ash chuckled too. Ash? Like the guy from pokemon. Add him to the list of dumb anime bros he liked. But that wasn't his own name was it? And sure the poster looked like something he'd order. He bareky noticed the weed smell that coated the whole glossy surface. Or the slight rip near the bottom like the thing was bought used. He didn't remember buying it but it was something he'd ordered. His name was on the box. But the weed and the pipe? He'd never order them. Could he have order them by accident? Maybe the seller included them as a bonus? He wasn't that dumb. Well maybe Alex wasn't. But Ash prolly was. Ash like pokemon. Ash like whats left over after smoking! Huhuh. The dumb chuckle fell out of his mouth. Mike was stuffing weed in the pipe. Packing it. Ash corrected in his head as the slang came to mind. Mike lit it and brought it to Ash's face and he hsppily sucked on it. Holding the smoke for a minute before exhaling feeling the rush to his head. A familiar feeling that shouldn't be familiar. Yet it was funny as Mike chuckled as the smoke swirled around. Sounded kinds close was it Mike who laughed or himself? Ash couldn't tell because their laughs sounded so similar.

He didn't pay much attention when his short, neat black hair started to itch and tingle as it grew slightly longer and messier. He didn't pay attention when it started lightening to brown. He did notice the intense itching all over his body as some small dark hair grew. He didn't care much as his chub faded away to slim tone. Not the kind that came from working out just the kind that casually developed when one skates or shoots hoops with the boys. Stuff Ash clearly remembered doing now. His now loose shirt shrunk to fit his new frame. His scent became a pleasing mix of BO and weed. He chuckled as he put on some Naruto using a streaming app on his PS4. The smoke cleared out his head. Economics? Yeah right. He was a buisness major. Because weed was legal now and there was plenty of space for new buisnesses in that industry. But he'd be lucky if je successfully gets all Cs this semester. C gets the degree right? How do you spell right? R-i-g-h-t-e? Maybe nah r-i-t-e feels more rite. The growing void in his head stayed mostly empty as his skin took on a slight tan. Some details filling in with weed and skating and chilling with Mike. A high school friend of his rite? His future buisness partner. Though funny enough the nerdy shit didn't quite clear out though. Most of the manga did because fuck! Who reads? He wasn't very good at his games anymore but he played them for fun so who cared. And while he couldn't have an in depth convo any more about the extended universe of dragon ball. He sure could threaten someone with a kamehameha if they pissed him off.

"Damn your such a nerd Ash" Mike said looking at the show he put on.

"A stoner nerd bro" Ash corrected. "I don't sit around all lame and study. I can be real dumb sometimes too" he said and chuckled. And Mike chuckled. And everything was chill now.

[things-from-strings]

happy 420! on my 3rd bowl watching a documentary abt math

shit's fascinating when ur stoned; the only streaming service i actually pay for is curiosity stream & its soooooworthit!!

[not-your-they-bae]

Im getting pretty comfortable with this quarentine stuff lol

[mrlonelyinthegarden]

oh wow. look a rare OC from me. ft. Cannon Busters on the TV

[justflying]

Time for a Mega Bowl

[drocksmokes-blog]

Idk man, I just feel really cute today