#straight guy problems

[pil1138]

Fellas

Is it gay to drink a malt with only a straw, after shoving 12 inches of corn dog in my mouth?

[thrill-ho69]

Go to sleep sugar

When ya dick about to be sucked but you're far too drunk to even think about that shit

[simply-brandon]

Straight Guy Problem

Don't you hate it when you're sucking a guys dick and it turns out he's gay.

[cmyk-me]

Gym shorts are hot

But when you have two gym shorts how am I suppose to see your junk?

[falloutatthechemicalcitydisco]

Michael Scott in The Office basically just said "I can't behave properly because I'm a completely straight man" 😂

[theidlebanana]

i hate how girls can always tell their friends that they look pretty, but i cant say that my bro is rocking his new shirt without all the other guys being like, “shit dude why didnt you tell us you were gay” like wtf i’m saying that he looks nice not that i want to suck his dick

[serval-fandango]

I didn't realize going to the sauna/steam room was a place to get hit on by other guys.

[rtlstuff]

being a straight white dude on tumblr is like being the guy who shows up to a party without being invited.