#straight problems

[eastern-lights]

I blame Dreamworks for my vulnerability to tall, soft-spoken men with longish dark hair and a beard.

There was literally no reason to make Moses that hot, damnit.

[faint-glimmers-of-hope]

When I’m reading a M/F fic and one of them complains about how long women take to get dressed

when I’m reading a M/F fic and one of them says “you women and your clothes”

when I’m reading a M/F fic and one of them says “boys will be boys”

when I’m reading a M/F fic and one of them says “you’re just a bloke”

[amostheartman]

I've been bamboozled again!!!!

How can I bedazzle tha ladies if none of em are even ladies!!??!!!????

I guess I try to find em in *gulp* “real life”. ((0_____0))

oh golly...

[glad-to-be-straight]

Gay privilege is real 😩😩😩

[calllen]

As a gay man, it's always curious to me when straight men learn that a gay man is interested in them and they immediately jump to "was I accidentally giving gay signals?" No bro. You were giving attractive man signals.

[fandomluv3r]

My teammates talk a lot about exboyfriends and how terrible guys are and I’m just waiting for the right moment to slip in how I don’t have that problem cuz I’m fucking gay

[pharmdup]

Oh god, got a crush on a guy, time to pretend he doesn’t exist for the next 6 months