Straight Pride!!! 😩😩👌

-Disclaimer: Nothing here is actually serious, we don't believe that heterophobia is actually real.

[mynamesrodandilike2party]

THE STRAIGHTS ARE AT IT AGAIN

[bardstardish]

putting the s at the front of lgbtq is by far the straightest straight person thing ive ever seen

[glad-to-be-straight]

I can't stand my bigot dog with his #heterochromia

PLEASE accept your dog; it’s not his fault he’s hetero!!! 😩😩😩

[mykicks]

The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

[drarryking]

This is the saddest god damn thing I’ve read in awhile, mostly because I literally remember peeling my stickers off on my way home too for this reason 

[autumn-rains-give-me-life]

Two years ago in Budapest the organizers didn’t let anyone leave the place until we dropped all the rainbow flags into the trash cans and popped out the balloons, because people were waiting outside the cordons to get and beat us. Sadly the situation was so bad that even without the flags, we couldn’t leave for a good two hours after the event anyway. There were hundreds of people just waiting to be able to get home safely, but we simply couldn’t walk out of the place because of those assholes. In the end, the police made us leave in smaller groups via subway. They closed down the stations closest to ours, so we could avoid running into the people waiting us outside. This was in Budapest, in Europe, 2014. I hate this world we live in.

[thisisarebeljyn]

And this is why #heterosexualpride makes me so angry.

[peujeune]

I know this kid who was leaving Pride, trying so badly to rub off the rainbow paint on his cheek because his dad was abusive and didn’t know he was gay or at pride. I was on the bus with him and he was close to tears, he cheek red, and I had my make up bag and there was a packet of wet wipes, so I went up and sat next to him and helped him rub it off. We’ve been best friends ever since.

[edourado]

Heterosexual pride my ass

[sadtastical]

This is so fucking important. There are way too many human beings that are so ashamed of who they are because people just can’t accept diversity and it’s so sad. you can’t be fucking butt hurt when people celebrate minorities and people that have been suppressed, rather than groups that are wildly accepted and loved. Don’t try and take away from someone’s fucking happiness. Check. Your. Fucking. Privilege.

[erose130]

No offense but everyday is heterosexual pride day cause there is no one telling you guys that your way of like is wrong. So please just give us one month to be ourselves and celebrate diversity.

[glad-to-be-straight]

i turned all your fish gay

Oh no 😱😱😱😭😭 just like what y’all did to the 🐸frogs🐸😩😩😫

[glad-to-be-straight]

UGH i just learned I'M gay :(((((((((((

no u

[glad-to-be-straight]

i showed this blog to my homophobic straight brother and he got so uncomfortable. thx for making him see how annoying he is ♥

(Oh wow that’s awesome! I never thought our shitpost blog would actually help someone out sometime!)

[glad-to-be-straight]

gay

Why do the Gays get a Pride month while us, the normal Straight people who gave you your rights, don’t?! 

Heterophobia, that’s why!

[glad-to-be-straight]

December is your pride month because that’s what ends the year

what does this even mean? like actually, i’m breaking persona because i legit don’t know what this means

[bi-trans-alliance]

Antarctica is about to have its first ever Pride

Antarctica is set to have its first ever Pride event thanks to a group of LGBTQ+ people based in an Antarctic research center. 

(images by Planting Peace)

[posiviibes]

[glad-to-be-straight]

Your Mum Gay

no u

[glad-to-be-straight]

Us heteros deserve a pride month too 😩😩

[glad-to-be-straight]

I can’t believe Us 💏Straights💑 aren’t Allowed to go outside for the WHOLE month of June 🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️😩😩😩😫😫😭😭 because these heterophobia 🏳️‍🌈👬Gays👭🏳️‍🌈said so.......... Sigh. You claim heterophobia isn’t real when you literally try to BAN 🚫 us for an entire month....

[glad-to-be-straight]

heterophobia was made up by the goverment you cishet lizards

Heterophobia is REAL and I know 👁 this for a FACT because i was called Homophobic one time for making a Gay Joke 😩😩😩😭

[glad-to-be-straight]

ill make ur dogs gay

Please No 😱😱 don’t force your Gaysexuality onto 🐶 dogs too!! 😩😩😩 All dogs are supposed to be heteros!!!!!!!!

[glad-to-be-straight]

Happy pride month heteros you aren't allowed to leave the house til july

D:

[glad-to-be-straight]

hetOWOsexual

gun emoji