#straight probs

[pandaxandra]

Like fuck dude

Why am I so horny all the time

Specifically for my roommate???????¿????

Kill me dude

[comingdxwn-a]

( guys help I'm at brunch and there's this guy next to me and he is REALLY FUCKING HOT

[sick-as-bricks-blog2]

wtf even is #straight problems... there are literally no valid problems that straight people have

[willowandtwill]

Sometimes I hate being straight. Like I'll see a gorgeous girl and I'm like too bad I like dick.

[otakuwallflower]

Why does everyone think I'm lesbian?

[cumontoasterpopthatstrudel]

Blah, i'm still gay even though i'm actually dating a dood.

so my boyfriend and i were on the bus being coot and holding hands all secretly because we're awkward and this guy that didn't know we were dating said, "Brooke, i'm just waiting for you to come out of the closet, i swear you are so gay. Ian is, too."

[cumontoasterpopthatstrudel]

i feel so outcasted on tumblr for being hetero. </3

[fifteenyearsaway]

boys are so complicated why cant they just be like girls or why cant i just like girls or actually i do like girls why cant i just find a girl because gosh that would be easier than guys because guys suck and i have horrible luck with guys and at least you cant get knocked up by a girl so yeah true story