#straight tw

[blondeandfivefeeteven]

We need more equality in straight relationships

Instead of man hit woman, woman stay anyway, they should beat each other up and then have bloody sex and then kill each other :D

[icarus-showmethemoon]

me n my gf hooking up with a straight dude is rlly funny bc hes more into watching lesbians make out than actually fucking lol

[scrimblethecat]

memorizing that may is military appreciation month for when my boss starts talking shit about pride month and says we don’t have a military appreciation month 😍 so I can maybe make her turn on Fox News for not talking about military appreciation month 😻 and talking about them gays more 😍 I love indoctrinating my republican family and friends into woke 😻

[god-wishes-he-were-me]

People are really out here being pro-life and straight?? As if straight sex isn’t the #1 cause of abortions??

[xeremusing]

Im in the stairway right before school starts because thats one of the places where i get the best internet comnection and some straight couple comes in and starts making out and its making me uncomfortable

Disgusting

[afriendofmara]

ok wait do straight people not send 7-10 of the same emoji to convey an emotion? wtf

[jasonvtodd]

Emily’s current mood: 💦💦🍆💦💦🍆💦🍆🍆

i want you arrested.