#straightsf

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hello dear followers! it is time for the

✨official straightla firma CW cast listing!✨

david-7, portrayed by white man of the month

trexel geistman, portrayed by some dude

hartro piltz, portrayed by sexy woman #7

bathin, portrayed by the crying cat meme

imogen, portrayed by... is- is that supposed to be a woman? we didn’t actually have the money for more trained actors so this will have to d-

✨please don’t send us hate for this we (as in, i, mod david) worked very hard on putting this together <33✨

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Straight Bathin is voiced by Lin Manuel Miranda

we are subjected to him rapping like, half the time. nobody in the podcast acknowledges this but it’s painful to listen to

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I am absolutely concerned for your mental health. That being said, I am also very amused by the absurd content this blog has been cranking out.

In straight stellar firma, stellar firma ltd is actually a communist government. David, a good little capitalist boy whose individuality is being Crushed, creates the concept of private property with David’s Place, and shows the world that actually, the workers having the means of production is bad because uhhh, oligarchical tyranny is bad and we all know that’s what communism really is.

there’s nothing to be concerned about dear anon! trust us we are simply like this all the time <3 it’s like if trexel and david were actually running a blog together but with far less fish kissing and alcohol

and quite frankly i don’t have anything else to add on to that second part! maybe it’s because i am very tired but i have nothing good. maybe david sways trexel into learning about the ~evils of communism~ because We Can’t Have That In Our Good Wholesome(tm) Podcast! i believe it would be insufferable to listen to unless you like actively listen to elon musk or smth i don’t know

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Straight sf wouldn't even be a podcast tbh, itd be a CW show. Trending right next to SPN everyother week

do i have to make a straightla firma CW fancast? i will make a straightla firma CW fancast

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Everyone either ignores the emotional abuse dating Trexel is or says that "That's normal for couples you just have to get used to it"

we’re really going after the cishets tonight huh

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trexel calls david a fruit (derogatory) on the daily