#straightville

[parkalos6]

#dinner #lastnight with @jamesvandusen @nellbell79 @barebackgrill_pb #heffersandhogs with #avocado #bacon and an #egg added plus the #chocolateporter in the #background #gayboyadventures #straightville #pacificbeach #sandiego #california #thursday #burgerweek #beer🍻 #beerlovers #beerlife #iphone7photography #barebackgrill (at Bare Back Grill Pacific Beach)

[carry-on-my-wayward-cassbutt]

Kanina habang dinner namin,

Mom: Bakla ba si *insert PUPian friend*

Me: No. Bisexual. Let's just say he's exploring his options.

Mom: Parang bakla eh. Baka maimpluwensyahan ka eh.

Me: Ma, alam mo namang ambassador ako ng LGBT. Halos lahat ng kaibigan ko member non. Saka kung sumunod man ako, I'm pretty. *bakla gesture*

Mom: *Suntok sa braso ko* Di ka namin pinangalanang General Butley para lumambot. Isa pa, ang pagiging Bi ay way parin either to straightville or gaytown. Transition, parang ganun.

Me: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?!

Mom: Nagbabasa ako ng posts mo, Statuslord.

Me: Sorry na :D

[a-holy-trinity]

I'm okay with any sexuality you are but I'm not okay about hearing of your sexual experiences. I just don't want to hear of your trip to Gay Town or to Straightville. I don't need to hear how you drove through Drag Drive with some cute sexy thing. And fuck to the no on anything from Detailed Avenue. Seriously, it's okay if you make these trips, but I really just don't want to hear on how you scored that "sweet new ride" to cruise along with.