Oct 30, 2018
“I don’t want to deal with the paperwork, you don’t want to deal with the pain.”
During a lab safety demonstration
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“I don’t want to deal with the paperwork, you don’t want to deal with the pain.”
During a lab safety demonstration
“When we challenge dogma we no longer get burned at the stake, which is helpful.”
Immunology lecturer
“Shower singing is overrated. Shower chant about complement proteins instead.”
Immunology lecturer
“Food is not sterile… unless you put it in a steamer or something at 121 degrees Celsius for 15 minutes, then it might be sterile but it’ll also be shit and no one will eat it.”
Immunobiology lecturer
“What, you don’t think about glycolysis when you go the gym?”
Biochemistry lecturer who incidentally looks like Jimmy Fallon
“Leukocytes tend to be a bit xenophobic.”
Microbiology lecturer discussing the immune system
“I speak two and half languages: English, a little bit of French, and fluent Gibberish.”
My molecular genetics lecturer
“…which is why you should never hold your testicles too close to a microwave…”
Human biology professor