#strangedark

[cuuilewanders]

your fave is problematic: emory warner

-possibly the most extra man on the planet

-consistently chooses to respond to crisis by doing the most buckwild thing possible

-salty about something or other 98% of the time

-does not seem to understand the meaning of the phrase “no shirt, no shoes, no service”

-a trombone player

-talks to eldritch gods like it’s no big deal; actively terrified of going on one (1) date

-absolutely no scale for what is or isn’t extremely dangerous

[cuuilewanders]

project: strangedark

“didn’t anybody ever teach you to let sleeping things lie?” 

there are perks to growing up in one of america’s last great monster-hunting families, but there are drawbacks too: for instance, jude nakamura has been preparing for the end of the world for as long as they can remember. according to all sources, it’s scheduled for this midsummer - and it’s up to jude to nip the apocalypse in the bud.

meanwhile, young composer emory warner is just trying to enjoy a peaceful summer vacation. ever since finding the ruins of the olde university in the woods, though, his dreams have been haunted by night terrors and strange visions. maybe it has something to do with that weird old book he read from...

with style, panache, and an impeccable soundtrack, our two hapless heroes must pull out all of the stops in a last-ditch effort to save the world from a threat beyond human comprehension...

(lower left - elder tarot by jan pimping)

[cuuilewanders]

your fave is problematic: jude nakamura

-edgy teen(tm)

-stans panic! at the disco harder and more genuinely than anyone you’ve ever known

-enormous show-off

-would consider killing a man for dramatic effect

-steals bumper stickers 

-pretends a devil-may-care attitude but secretly cares A Lot

-world’s okayest grandchild 

-buys pre-ripped jeans like there’s no tomorrow

-runs through more eyeliner yearly than several combined drag queens

-puts the “ho” in “eldritch horror”

[cuuilewanders]

Local Rebellious Teenager Secretly Terrified Of Own Grandmother 

[ask--strange-dark]

Strangedark: *lays on starmines shoulder and watches the firework* Starmine: "it's beautiful ne?" Strangedark: "yeah....." Starmine: "but do you know what is more beautiful?" Strangedark: "......." Starmine: "you hehe" *kisses his forehead* "i love you" Strangedark: *whispers* "i love you too you moron" Starmine: *happly hums the songs fireflower*

[ask--strange-dark]

Dark: "she's already doin' it"

[ask--strange-dark-moved-blog]

//for the most adorable dark//

(I-I DIDN'T SAW THIS OMGGG T-THANK YOU!!! Y-YOU SO SWEET QwQ H-hey hey dark! look!!) Dark: "what." (look at beautiful art) Dark: "woah" (...... y-you dont have much to say...)