Day Three of Quotes I Generated Here (on the first try!) That Make Too Much Sense - Shipdition
Dustin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Mike: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
Will walks in
Mike: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Mike: We both look very handsome tonight.
Will: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Mike: I couldn't take that chance.
Mike: Goodnight to the love of my life, Will, and fuck the rest of y'all.
Lucas: So, are you two dating now?
Mike & Will: Yes.
Lucas: Why?
Mike: I happen to find Will very appealing.
Lucas: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Will.
(With Henderhop Fries)
Jane: Hey Will, wanna third wheel on my date with Dustin tomorrow?
Will: Sure.
Jane: Mike! Wanna third wheel on my date with Dustin tomorrow?
Jane: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Will & Mike: …
Dustin: Jane…
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Robin: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Vickie: Aren't you forgetting something?
Robin: Uuh…hesitantly kisses Vickie's forehead before running out.
Vickie: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Robin: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Will: Did Vickie say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Robin: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Vickie, sweating: Robin, there’s something I need to ask you-
Robin: Finally! You’re proposing!
Vickie: How’d you know?
Robin: Vickie, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Robin: I even picked it up once.
Robin: Laughs Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Vickie: We’re married.
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Lucas: Relationships should be 50/50. Max cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
(Happened with Byler on Day 1 and Now With Lumax...feels true for both)
Lucas: Where are you going?
Max: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Lucas: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Dustin, knowing full well that Lucas got Max an engagement ring: eating popcorn
Lucas: We’re getting married, bitches!
Max: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
Robin: Why is Lucas crying on the floor?
Will: They're drunk.
Robin: And?
Will: They saw a picture of Max's spouse.
Robin: But they are Max's spouse.
Will: I know.
Lucas: We have a problem.
Max: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Dustin: Why doesn’t Jane find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Lucas: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Dustin: bites lip
Lucas: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
Jane: Dustin and I are no longer dating.
Dustin: Jane, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
(I Fear That Henderhop Needs a Bit of Chaos bc THEY'D Be a Bit Chaotic)
Jane: Dustin annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Nancy: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Jane: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
Dustin: I didn't drink that much last night.
Mike: You were flirting with Jane.
Dustin: So what? They're my partner.
Mike: You asked if they were single.
Mike: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
