#strawverse

[patremformosus]

Valentine’s Day Application

@the-bark-is-worse 

Name: Erwin Smith Age: Thirty-Six Do you like to cuddle?: Yes. Such intimate closeness with someone I care about is hard to match. Can we make-out?: Cuddling often leads to this, so yes. A night in or dinner out?: For Valentine’s Day I think we might prefer a night in. It gets crowded everywhere else.  Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: I think that depends if we’d rather be playful or traditional. Making sundaes after dinner would be fun. What makes you a good Valentine?: Well you chose to date me so I like to think you have your opinion on that. Would you cook for me?: As you know, I am the master of the microwave. Would you let me cook for you?: Of course, Pebbles. You know I always appreciate it. 

[pixelatedant]

This is definitely a wip

[the-bark-is-worse]

HC + virginity

I remember this meme...

For Strawverse, Petra loses her virginity to Auruo!

They were always close friends at home, and she kinda help Auruo through his questioning. 

They dated, did it, and realized they were actually platonic soulmates and mutually broke things off. Auruo ended up coming out not too long after that. 

[marie-dufresne]

🎁, ⌛️, 🔎, 🚗- Strawverse Marie!

🎁 giving presents to others: Marie is very very good at giving presents to others. Being in everyone’s business all the time has its benefits, after all.

⌛️ time management: largely it’s very good. By the time she’s done reproducing she’s got five little dawklings so she’s had a lot of practice. Still, despite being able to get her work done on time and pop the kids off to God only knows where every evening, keep the romance alive in her marriage, and know everything about everyone, she’s late for everything.

🔎 investigating: or stalking, because it’s Marie’s favourite pastime. If there’s scoop to be had, Marie had it before it even happened. 

🚗  driving: don’t get in a car with her. She’s got terrible road rage and doesn’t wear the glasses she was prescribed to actually see the road in front of her. She yells and swears at people who get upset when she is in the wrong. It doesn’t help that driving in the city isn’t something she should be doing in the first place, but Nile buys her such nice cars, she can’t not drive them.

[patremformosus]

💋, 🎨, 👊, 🍺- For Strawverse Erwin!

💋  kissing: As Erwin was bred for the spotlight and has been, because of his status and career, roped into kissing more women that he’s cared to, he’s become quite skilled at it. HOWEVER. All skill is lost when he starts to date Petra, because it’s been almost twenty years since he kissed a girl genuinely, and he’s forgotten how not to fake it.

🎨  art: Erwin is art.

👊 fighting: Strawverse!Erwin isn’t a fighter. He wasn’t raised to be and he’s had no need for it. He’d likely be able to hold his own, relying on his size and physique but has neither the stamina nor the skill for it. 

🍺 alcohol tolerance: Very high. He’s learned maneuvered his way around alcohol for long long it takes a lot for him to get drunk. He does, however, know exactly which liquors to ingest should he desire to be drunk quickly. Only he and Marie know what these are.

[sans-regrets]

He paused in his work to look up as something in the corner of his eye caught his attention.

“...what the fuck are you doing?”

[the-bark-is-worse]

Let’s Wine, Not Dine

The magic of her first date with Erwin lingered for the rest of the week, long past Halloween and up until the day they had chosen to meet again for their second.

 It had been almost a week, and though it felt like an eternity, she still had his morning coffee visits to look forward to. That, and of course the Halloween pictures he had promised to send (and though she did not dress for the occasion, she did send him a picture of her carved up jack-o'-lantern. 

 But there was one thing that had caused her trouble: where they would be having their next date. He had told her to pick what she wanted to do, and all honesty, she really had no idea. Dinner seemed to be the usual go to, but seeing as how that was their first, she was not keen on asking him to take her to yet another 'fancy' restaurant. 

 But as if by some grace of God, as the titian haired young woman voiced her frustrations to her roommate, she was presented with the perfect idea. 

A winery, Auruo had suggested as he flipped through the pages of a magazine, spotting a wine tasting and tour event advertisement for one just outside the city limits. It was ideal; something new, something different, and definitely something she liked. And after posing the idea to him, she was happy to see that he too was up for such an event. 

But there was one little problem...

She knew nothing of wine.

@patremformosus

[the-bark-is-worse]

I’m reading this as if it were Erwin saying this and I’m dying

@patremformosus