tying in with the "minato gets captured" idea, what abt a king's ransom? the captors dont just be like "arisatia give 10 tons of gold and we good ur king good we just want money"
TNT: This is exactly how it would go.
Akechi: Ah, why didn’t you just say that. Of course.Akira: fUCK YOU??????
Akechi isn’t suggesting they ACTUALLY give them real money… but just like. If they’re insisting on a trade, they need to make that trade happen somehow, which means they’ll do half the job and bring them Minato on the spot instead of force the Arisatian Military to blindly search every corner of the earth (bc who’s to say Minato’s still in Arisatia). Sure, it’d be dangerous, but it’d be the fastest way. Tbh it’d also be dumb of the captors bc I can imagine The Arisatian Military would have snipers ready to take out ALL people responsible unless they came in bulk. Lmao Akira looking at Akechi like “Now what? There’s 25 people here and we have 3 snipers”. Akechi, sweating bullets. “Give me a minute to think, asshole, God, I can’t get anything done around here because of you.”
Akira wouldn’t negotiate or even pretend to, Akira would just straight up go for murder when it came to Minato, esp if they gave him a location, he’d just go in prepared to fucking annihilate all of them. Akechi would be a bit more resourceful and pretend-meet the people halfway to get to Minato and if it means having to cut a few throats on his way out, well, that’s just the way it has to be.
Notice how they wouldn’t work together when it came down to something like a ransom because their methods would clash so much and they’d struggle to agree on anything. Akechi: Fine, you can have your army. I can’t wait for shit to hit the fan.Akira: sO YOU’RE PLANNING TO LET IT HIT THE FAN ARE YOU M-Akechi just, yeah, an unknown amount of people will all be carrying an unknown amount of guns and they’ll all start fucking shooting at the tiniest trigger fucking wonderful Akira tell me more Akira talk about this wonderful plan of yours where we all just simultaneously dodge 50 rounds of death Akira-
I love them but God whytheysofucking dumb.
Straylize: Yeah. Pretty much just.
Again, with no Akechi as a factor in mine, it’s literally just “Akira isn’t going to negotiate or pretend to.” He’s going to run down and obliterate anyone who threatens Minato’s safety. He isn’t going to reward them with money or let them live.
If he doesn’t absolutely kill them all himself, he’s going to make sure they’re locked up in a cell and tortured to the point that they wish they were dead for ever daring to fuck with the king. The worst scenario of all is the one where Akira kills everyone but the ones who arranged it, forcing them to see their comrades die before taking them in for torture interrogations.
I mean, bold of anyone to think Akira would really ever get kidnapped to begin with, but the outcome would just be ugly if it did, honestly.













