@straypackleader
“What are you lookin’ at? Never seen a guy with a gun before?”

seen from Qatar

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Sweden
seen from China
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from Sweden
seen from South Korea
seen from China

seen from Romania
seen from Russia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from China
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Australia
@straypackleader
“What are you lookin’ at? Never seen a guy with a gun before?”
*picks up the sister just because he can*
“Not that I’m complaining because the altitude change is nice. But what’s up Conner?”
@straypackleader
“Hell of a punch.”
💦
Send “💦” to fling my muse into a pool
“NO!!!” Too late, she was thrown into a pool of water, and now all her leathers are soaking wet. Some of the dry fur breaks off and floats in the pool. If you didn’t think she was human, she looked like a drown puppy.
Calling All Do-Gooders // Closed
The little beach town was mostly quiet on its nights. But this evening was a bit different. Instead of the gentle whistling of the sea smelling breeze, the occasional car engine purring, and the gentle droning of people who stayed out under the stars, there was a howling, ferocious gust that smelled like smoke. The horrible tearing of metal and screeching of tires replaced the purring, and the drone of people became chaotic, fearful screams and sobs. A heavy set man was walking through the streets, followed by a band of overly sized elephants made from the sharp, uneven pieces of garbage and scrap metal of a trash lot. He was dressed in a raggedy, dirty ensemble of purple coats and yellow shirts with pants and shoes to match. He swung a baton in his hands, announcing himself in a loud voice. "Ladies and gentleman! Boys and girls! Those of all ages... I welcome you to tonight's main event! Your doom!" He shouted out in a luxurious voice as a car exploded nearby. Despite his calm demeanor, a savage, crazed look haunted his brown gaze. @straypackleader
alice and her white knight (for the super long ship meme)
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Artemis
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Artemis
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: Conner
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Conner
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: I feel like they don’t really have this problem lmao.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Artemis
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: Conner would probs storm out and Artemis would cry and probably throw things lbr.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Artemis
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Artemis? idk.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Artemis
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: I feel like both of them have fun doing it.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: ARTEMIS.
who plays with the others’ hair more: Conner plays with Arty’s hair a lot.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: Artemis
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: Eh. I’m not sure either of them are all over each other just to be all over each other.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Conner. If he ever tells Arty to shut up there won’t be pouting, there will be fighting.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: Artemis for both lbr.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Conner always forgets and he also holds it.
who demands showering first in the mornings: Conner.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Artemis.
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: I feel like they’re both equally okay with either.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: Artemis.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: Artemis.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: Conner.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Artemis.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: Artemis and Conner hasn’t to persuade her to be quiet. You already heard what will happen if he tells her to shut up.
@straypackleader replied to your post “tagged by: @phuv name: AJ favourite food: cabbage and noodles. ...”
//fantrolls? (ʘ‿ʘ)
yup. :3 I haven’t been active for a while for personal reasons but @tempi-fantrolls is my fantroll blog. I’m guessing you’re into them too?
@straypackleader "Heya, Junior! It's been awhile since I've seen ya! Have ya been trainin' with those lil' friends've yours?"