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@vermyverm
This just in: men are good. Masculinity is good. Being a man is good. Yes including cis men. Especially including trans men. If youāre someone who loves men, thatās good. Male love is good: the way men love each other, the way men love themselves is good. You should not be ashamed of loving men or of being a man, you should not shame others for loving men or being a man. Maleness is not a threat or an evil or unsafe.
Nymphetamine: marriage of the words nymphomania and amphetamine; an unhealthy, beast-like addiction to one female in particular.
ā£ pairing: alpha!katuski x omega!reader
ā£ word count: 9.3k
ā£ notes: part I of III, chapters posted every Wednesday āĀ masterlistĀ ā
ā£ acknowledgements: huge thanks to @rat-zukiā for this amazing banner, and to my supporters/beta readers @titan-fodderā, @whats-her-quirkāā, @spacelabrathorāā, I couldnāt do this without you all in my cornerĀ
ā£ warnings:Ā a/b/o dynamics, prime dynamics (prime alphas/omegas; stronger, more dangerous variants), noncon/dubcon (the relationship later turns consensual, but it starts out with kidnapping and a/b/o can blur the consent lines), enemies to lovers, villain!katsuki, some yandere tones, kidnapping, captivity, corruption, breeding, heats, ruts, knots, mating, claiming, bonding, possessive actions, clawing, biting, choking, belly-bulges, bruising, blood, too much fucking purring, a lot of praise, some degradation, hair pulling, size difference, creampies and cum galore
ā£ summary:Ā Katsuki wants it all, everything. His name on every tongue, his fingers in every pot. All the money, all the fame, every tasty omega in the city. Because he deserves it, because heās a prime alpha; king of the concrete jungle. Years of all the fucking extras, of all the stupid betas and base alphas, getting more attention than him has made his jealousy boil over until he couldnāt hold back the worst parts of himself.Ā The arrogance, the aggression, the gluttony and greed, he let every deadly sin take over, ferine fury shaping a more noxious alpha. He couldnāt be the best hero, so heās become an unrivaled villain. Ā
And youāve been hiding right below his nose, smothered in heat and scent suppressors, only exposed when Katsukiās curiosity gets the better of him. Itās hard to say no to a tempting alpha when heās stolen you away, and your instincts are getting the better of you.
But you have claws and canines, too, as long and sharp as his.
Keep reading
bakugou x f!reader/ wc 4k
summary: after being told off by his manager, bakugou decides to make a sex tape with said managerās ex girlfriend.
a/n: super inexperienced dom!bakugou x experienced!sub reader, kindness, softness, praise, degredation, choking, impact play, aftercare, safewords, checking in, porn with VERY little plot, filming, daddy kink.
āBakugou,ā His manager is pacing around his office, āAre you even listening to me?ā Bakugou scowls, shifting his weight in the office chair. āHow can you be a pro hero when every other word out of your goddamn mouth is fuck?ā Bakugou smirks.
āKids love swearinā.ā He grunts and his manager massages his temples, straightening his tie, Bakugou gets distracted by his clean unscarred hands every time he sees them, they look foreign, almost, unused. Perfectly manicured.
āWell,ā His manager throws up his hands. āYouāre about to lose your endorsements, which will cost you and therefore me, about a million dollars.ā Bakugou shrugs. āAnd you canāt keep criticising the commission they-ā
āI got enough money,ā He sits up a little in the chair, cutting him off, āI donāt wanna fuckinā censor myself, if I think what the commissionās doing is bullshit, Iām gonna say my shit, and if I think a hero crapped out on somethinā Iām gonna say it-ā
āYou are so goddamn selfish,ā His manager snaps, āYouāre not thinking about any of the goddamn people working here,ā he rubs his eyes. āJust, just get the fuck out of my office.ā Bakugou shrugs, lumbering out of the skyscraper, a tiny thought in the back of his brain worming its way to the front. He pulls a number out of his phone, flopping into the backseat of his car, waiting until his driver starts moving before tugging the gloves of his costume off and angrily shooting off a text.
Bakugou: hey this is Bakugou Katsuki
You: ah, hi, sorry, is this a mistake?
Bakugou: nope
You: oh
Bakugou: wanna ask you a favor.
Bakugou: can I swing by your apartment?
this is so cute
this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone
Steel Ball Run
okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?
some of the quick facts:
- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars
And thatās the way to do it.
Kings
Iām amazed they were able to beat the old cannonball record
I bothered to look up the source all the way back and some extra facts:
Apparently, they had cops helping keep the other cops away, they did this by convincing them that they would do it regardless and helping would be safer, and if they set a crazy enough record it would deter other people.
The speed discrepancy between the top speed at almost 200 and average speed of 103 is because they dropped it with other cars nearby, which was also a strategy to not get reported and stopped.
It was not a Mercedes it was an Infiniti Q50 modded with a GT-R drivetrain which was set up for multiple drivers with a MIDDLE seat like a McClaren F1? I cannot find pictures unfortunately.
The original interview says they had a fucking smoke screen if they got chased even. Recommended by his therapist apparently?
I think my favorite part was he is agnostic so he prayed to every god just in case. All of them he could find. Just to cover all the bases.
U.A. HIGH SCHOOL - HEROES IN TRAINING Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā³ Kirishima EijirouĀ | {masterlist}Ā | for @niri-a
Your comments on AO3 are more powerful than you know.
A comment on a fic more than once gave me the idea or inspiration I needed to add another part to that fic. It helped me to produce even more of the content that the reader who left it enjoyed so much.
A comment on an older fic reminded me that my fics donāt get lost 24 or 48 hours after posting. True, thatās when most fics get the majority of their hits, kudos and comments, so a writer sometimes feels like if a fic hasnāt done well in that time frame, itās as good as gone. But some people discover and love such fics later on and thatās incredible.
A comment once stopped me from deleting my AO3 account. For reasons, I was feeling really low, like I had no talent and nothing to offer. Like everything I was posting was banal and worthless. And as my finger was hovering over the ādelete accountā button, a mail notification let me know that someone left a comment on one of my fics. I went to read it and it was absolutely lovely. And it complimented not just that fic, but my writing overall. It helped me get through a rough moment.
Your comments can mean so much more than you know. You have more capacity to do good and help content creation in the fandom, that you and others enjoy, than you realize.
So this is my little note, as an author, to say THANK YOU to all the people who take the time to leave a comment on AO3 or send an ask on Tumblr or write kind words in the tags of a reblog. It all means so very much! <33333
As an author, I can verify all these things. Iāve never gotten so discouraged that I wanted to delete my account, but nice comments can definitely turn my mood around.
And I *always* check the tags.Ā
That totally reminds me of this one moment when I felt like shit about my writing and then this one person started going through all my works and leaving lovely comments on every single one! Comments are honestly the best!
Good morning! Iām salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. Itās a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that youāre emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
āChildren are going to lie about their ageā is probably true, but thatās the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If youāre not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, donāt fucking click through this. And if you do, for all thatās holy, donāt blame anyone else for it.
This needs to be reblogged today.
Consenting to see adult content doesnāt mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut
Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if youāre at this button you have already done the following:
1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place
2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about
3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU
4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you donāt want to see like, oh I donāt know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia
5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all
6) have read the summary of the story, which arenāt always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.
7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you donāt want then there shouldnāt be anything in here thatās a shock to you but maybe there is. Thatās why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.
8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story.
9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time āare you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in itā.
If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then itās probably because you specifically went looking for it.
You walnut.
This is the most beautiful thing that I have seen about ao3
Always important!!!!!!
Cannot stressĀ āyou walnutā enough
PROTECT YOURSELF!
DO NOT EXPECT STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET TO DO THAT FOR YOU!
The internet is an amazing thing, but it has always and always will be dangerous!Ā Not sure when we went from ādonāt talk to strangersā to āstrangers protect my childrenā, but thatās just not the case.Ā
A headās-up to all my fellow writers (fan fiction and original fiction)
So last night I get an email about a new comment on one of my fan fics. I read the email, and the comment seemed shady as hell to me. But given it was late at night, I didnāt look into it until this morning.Ā
The comment, screen-capped from my email:
I was able to confirm that this is in fact spamāand a possible phishing scamāon this Reddit thread. The OP on that thread got similar messages on their fanfiction.net account, with the links included being identical to the ones in my comment.Ā
So just to make yāall aware, if you got this on one of your fics, make sure youāre reporting it as spam to whatever hosting platform youāre on.Ā
I found a picrew and itās cutteeeeeeee!
Imma make it a tag game, so hereās the link.
Rules -Ā Make a version of yourself that you wanna see!!!
Tagging @amazing-fandomsā @dearestdynamightā @the-grimm-writerā @midoriyas-wifeyā @sawamoooraā
Thank you my love @gixxie for the tag š
One day I will have midnight blue hair š
I tag: @dabilove27 @karikarasuno @onyxoverride @whats-her-quirk @pleasantanathema @some-kindofgnome
I definitely did NOT make this with every intention of hijacking the tag before Luna tagged me ššthank u babs š this one is so pretty i couldnāt resist š„ŗ
Tagging: @shadowworks @spacelabrathor @mindninjax @hawnks @keilemlucent
Thank you sara my love! ššø
Tagging; @pleasantanathema @whats-her-quirk @titan-fodder @hisoknen @hoe-doroki
Thanks for the tags Nyki and @lady-lunaaa youāre both so cuteee
I luv picrew
Tags @dymphnasprose @welcometotheclubhoe @boston-bakedbeans @thesimpsclub @ketslketslketsl and anyone else who wants to!
every person can feel freddieās presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH IāVE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs iām not joking
itās fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like itās such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. itās a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, itās a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when itās on in public. itās bittersweet to think about freddieās legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because heās a part of so many peopleās good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.
Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends
every time i see this post iām reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony
like, what other song can make that claim?
Some of the highlights of that video include:
The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what theyāre all doing
So many people audibly ādoing the guitar partsāā¦ like ya do
The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)
How they all start jumping at the ramp-up āso you think you can stomp meā
Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final āoooooās and the last line to close the song
Only days before my state went into lockdown, āBohemian Rhapsodyā came on in the restaurant kitchen Iād just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when āsometimes I wish Iād never been born at allā came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.
Ashleigh sounds like a sweetheart š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
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Sound on!
So gonna add on to this to say really quickly that as cool as this may seem, if you like your records you should NOT use these on them. Besides the sound quality being poor, it is super easy to damage your record using these. Cheap records that arenāt worth anything though? Yeah have fun
iāve been doing my homework on how to break into a writing career and honestly. thereās a Lot that i didnāt know about thats critical to a writing career in this day and age, and on the one hand, its understandable because weāre experiencing a massive cultural shift, but on the other hand, writers who do not have formal training in school or donāt have the connections to learn more via social osmosis end up extremely out of loop and working at a disadvantage.Ā
like, i didnt know about twitter pitch parties!! i didnt know about literary agents and publishers tweeting their manuscript wishlist, in hopes that some poor soul out there has written the book they really want to read and publish!! this isnt some shit you learn about in school! you really need to know the ins and outs of the writing community to be successful!Ā
for anyone interested, hereās what iāve learned so far in my quest for more writing knowledge:
1. Writerās Market 2019 is a great place to startā it gives you a list of magazines and journals that you can send your work to depending on the genre as well as lists a shit ton of literary agents that specify what genres they represent, how you can get in contact with them and how they accept query letters. this is a book that updates every year and tbh i only bought it this year so i dont know how critical it is to have an updated version Ā
2. do your research. mostly on literary agents because if you listed on your site that you like to represent fluffy YA novels and some asshole sends you a 80k manuscript about likeā¦gritty viking culture, you will be severely pissed off. always go in finding someone who you know will actually like your work because theyāre the ones who will try to advocate for you in getting published.
3. learn how to write a query letter. there are slightly varying formulas to how you can write an effective query letter. youāre also going to want to get feedback on your query letter because its the first thing the literary agent will read and based on how well you do it, it could be the difference between them rejecting you outright and giving your manuscript a quick read
4. unfortunately, youāre gonna want to get a twitter. Twitter is where a lot of literary agents are nowadays, and they host things like twitter pitch parties, where you pitch your manuscript in a few sentences and hashtag it with #Pitmad #Pitdark, some version of pit. a lot of literary agents and publishers will ALSO post their manuscript wishlists, which is just the kind of books theyād like to represent/publish, and they hashtag this with #MSWL (it is NOT for writers to use, only for agents/publishers)
5. connect with other writers, literary agents, publishers at book events. you will absolutely need the connections if you want to get ahead as a writer. thats just kind of the state of the world.
Important info is important -.-
UPDATE: so i just got signed by an agent bc of twitter pitch parties. for any aspiring writers, you dont HAVE to go the twitter pitch party route, its just another way to get noticed a bit fasterĀ
Rebloging for my own benefit, but anyone else who wants to be a writer needs to know this too.
I will go into a lot more depth about this later (when I am not on a strict deadline), but as someone who got my agent through a twitter pitch party, you do not have to take part in twitter to be signed by an agent or participate in the publishing world. There are benefits, but there are also downfalls, and the traditional methods - carefully querying a researched list of agents - still get far more people signed with agents than twitter.
thalia has more main character energy than percy in his own series send tweet
like in any other series thalia, luke, and annabeth would have been the main characters but itās literally because pjo is all about subverting that dynamic of heroism like these are such obvious protagonists with the hubris and the but unlike a lot of other tween fantasy books percy is actually an underdog he actually is the guy you wouldnāt expect not only bc like poseidon is secondary to zeus but also bc of his disconnection from mythology through to the endĀ and his entire attitude towards heroism bc thatās the whole fucking point-Ā
Oh hohoho Iām gonna get shit for this- BUT
Yes, Thalia has big main character energy. But Percy is a better protagonist to follow by FAR. Going back to the point of hubris above (THANK YOU @missellewoods for all of that), Percy is a character that we can constantly follow without ever thinking āhe thinks heās all thatā. Too often, protagonists grow a big head, or start off with a gigantic sense of self. Percy Jackson is one of the most likable, easy to root for characters in existence. Heās a perfect blend of self aware, aloofness, confidence, and crippling self doubt. Heās impulsive and emotionally driven, but he owns up to his mistakes and everything he does, resulting in good or bad things, is to help the people he cares for. There is NEVER a dull moment with Percy; never a time where we grow tired of him or his antics.
Thalia is a GREAT character, and sheās fun to follow as well. But sheās too self assured to really be someone you can root for like with Percy. Sheās too emotionally driven, and a bit too aggressive to really be someone we can follow through everything. Following Thalia, or even Annabeth (if anyone starts in with Mary-Sue bullshit I will write you a goddamn novel), would have left us certain of where the characters ended up. When the main character doubts themselves, we doubt right along with them. It leaves us in anticipation and has us cheering for them to win, to prevail under all odds. Thalia would have been too confident, too much of a āmain characterā.
Percy is the best protagonist in existence because of how unexpected his entire life is, and because of how easy he makes it to cheer him on and be left waiting to see what happens next.
Thanks for coming to my āPercy Jackson is the best character ever and Iāll die on that hillā TEDTalk
hey itās october so i just thought iād let you guys know iāll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope youāre all ok and stay safe this month
[image is a banner showing a cartoon ghost on the left and the words āthis account is jumpscare freeā on the right. End]
Yeah none of that shit here. Your safe.
cute couple things iāve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend
girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer
saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead
in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes āsee told you youād kill your presentationā then kisses her forehead
girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like iād have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but sheād been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word
in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guyās phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs donāt care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says āyeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. sheās okay tho.ā
was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now heās laying his head on her lap and sheās reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that
Im-
Adorable
Good post op
You are not allowed to give me hope concerning men
