Apr 13, 2021
Tan: I don’t know how to tell you all this, so I am going to whisper it in Rocker’s ear and he’ll yell it out in astonishment.
Tan: *whsipering*
Rocker: YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH STREET??
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Tan: I don’t know how to tell you all this, so I am going to whisper it in Rocker’s ear and he’ll yell it out in astonishment.
Tan: *whsipering*
Rocker: YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH STREET??
Street: I’ve taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.
Tan: So you’re smart now?
Street: I’m stupid faster :)
Chris: I sleep with my gun under my pillow.
Luca: I sleep with a knife.
Tan: You’re both pathetic.
Luca: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Tan: Street.
I love the Patrol episode in season 1 because it’s all serious with Hondo’s family drama with his sick dad and Chris getting attacked by a bad guy and fighting against sexism on S.W.A.T. And Luca is trying to help out a little girl with dyslexia.
And while all this is going down Street and Tan are running around being gay idiots looking for Tan’s radio.
Street: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Chris: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Erika: Tackle him.
Deacon: Dump him.
Hondo: Kick him in the shin.
Tan: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Street: *Enters, pacing*
Chris: No no, come on in.
Street: I can’t believe he showed up at my apartment!
Chris: Not like I’m doing anything.
Street: I mean we just had a seminar on proper workplace interactions last week!
Chris: I’m really busy right now Street.
Street: Oh. Oh I’m sorry. So you don’t want to hear about how Hondo showed up at my apartment in the middle of the night while I was enjoying a post-coital shower with Tan?
Chris:
Chris: Please, sit.
Luca: 2 bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.
Street: I’m bi.
Tan: And I’m pan.
Chris: 2 bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re both fucking cowards.
Luca: Street, why are you naked?
Street: Uh... I-I don’t have any clothes?
Luca: What? Yes you do.
Luca: *opening Street’s closet* You have shirts, pants, hi Tan, hoodies...