So I had this dream last night and I was in Disney World, riding a riverboat, and then I got stuck on the paddle and when it was going back up, BOOM, there was Shang, on land (This was in Magic Kingdom, btw... in New Orleans square. RIGHT?). AND HE WASN'T IN HIS MAIN MOVIE OUTFIT, HE WAS IN THE OUTFIT THAT HE DIED IN IN THE SECOND MOVIE WITH HIS HAIR ALL OUT AND STUFF.
So I got off the boat and met him and I was like "WHY IS NOBODY IN YOUR LINE, SHANG?" 'cuz he was surrounded by like, Ariel and Aurora and Mulan was nowhere in sight. He was super out of place (as usual). And he was like "IDK I GUESS I'M JUST TOO AWESOME." or something. So we partied and since there was nobody waiting, he and I just fucked around, and took goofy pictures, and then he got mad at me because I made him make stupid faces. And then Mulan came and we took more stupid pictures because that's how we do.
BUT EVERYONE GOT IN LINE WHEN MULAN WAS THERE BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES HER MORE
So I left Shang and hugged him and stuff and then my water bottle was sitting behind him on the railing, so I scooted behind him, and then I got blocked off from my water bottle, so I was like "SHANG, CAN YOU HAND ME THAT PLEASE?" and instead he knocked it into the water.
EVEN IN MY DREAMS WE ARE BFF'S