my recent google search: “how to politely and convincingly ask someone to release the next chapter in their series?”
please. puh–LEASE. release me from this purgatory of literary blueballs you’ve condemned me to. you are a tease, (and yes, i respect it, maybe even enjoy it a little), HOWEVER— i am now at a level of desperation that frankly should’ve taken longer to reach but here we are.
i am on my knees. i am vibrating. i am but a hollow shell whispering “update pls” into the void.
release the chapter before i start sending you passive aggressive playlists and interpretive dances of emotional pain.
@author — look me in the eyes (metaphorically). you have the power to end my suffering.
…please 🥺💔
This is such a compliment oh my fuck 😭🩷 I do love to tease! And I will probably do something for a little bit longer, but not too long. Sooner than we'd think 🙂↕️
*staring in your eyes* soon
Thank you! 🥰
