For the ship thing, Karkat and Terezi? (Alternatively, Dave and Karkat? Both ships? Idk I'm like FedEx I ship everything lol)
Haha! I ship Dave with like, everyone under the sun so I definitely get that feeling. I’ll go ahead and do both, so this post is gonna be a long one!! Thanks so much for sending TWO prompts in!!
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?Terezi. Honestly, Terezi. She did it as a joke, and now she can’t stop. If Karkat has any hopes of getting actual information out of her through a means that isn’t face to face, he has to call her. (Even then she starts off the same.)
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?Again, Karkat is the obvious choice. And he does end up crying a lot through them. Terezi just has to have the right movie to cry to, and they’re very rare.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?Terezi won’t stop doing it. It’s just so entertaining. The sound it makes and the smell of some sparks and stuff. So thrilling!! Karkat’s reverted to having to watch her make food in the microwave so that she doesn’t do it every single time if he can help it.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?Karkat did it about 1 time and then realized it’s sort of moot because. Yeah. Terezi would try to, but whenever she does she ends up just slapping Karkat around on the head. But it gets the job done! (And truth be told she doesn’t try too hard.)Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?Terezi! Karkat loathes it and whines for her to stop.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?Karkat! As to be expected. It happens more than one to be honest, every time Terezi finds out about it he just gets more and more embarrassed.
Who laughs more during sex?They both do! Otherwise it would be rather awkward. It ranges from laughing at each other to laughing at themselves as well.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?Karkles. He needs that cuddling.
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?Dave. Will he ever stop? Who knows?? It just keeps happening!!
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?Dave won’t admit to it, but some of the movies really get to him. Lilo and Stitch did in particular, but he won’t tell Karkat why!
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?Wow all these are Dave! But yup. It’s not like he was raised knowing what a microwave even actually did for a long time. When he figured it out however he just got used to putting plastic forks in there and having little trouble. So why wouldn’t a metal one work??
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?I actually don’t see either of them doing it?? Maybe Dave to Karkat. But he’d refuse to pull his hands away even after Karkat correctly guessed that it was him.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?Karkat actually does it more often. Dave deems it as such a horrible thing to do to a person that he doesn’t even get revenge back. There’s no way that he could even stoop that low. Karkat really only does it by accident.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?Dave has so many embarrassing qualities about him at times, but reality TV marathons hasn’t been a large issue. He’ll enjoy watching some with Karkat, and even a bit on his own, but mostly just as a last resort!
Who laughs more during sex?Dave. He acts all cool as if he’d be a god in bed, but truth be told he’s sort of a nervous wreck. He constantly asks for consent for everything, asks Karkat how he’s doing, if this move is good, etc. If something awkward happens he tends to laugh it off and it only makes Karkat love it more.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?Karkles!! I just adore smol Karkat that’s why.
