#striffyisme

[klanced]

could you give us a list of voltron/klance fics to read please? also if you could include your rewrite on that list too that would be great thanks uwu

I’m so sorry but I don’t have any fic recommendations 😭😭 my blog is where voltron ao3 goes to die tbh

1) I haven’t actually read any Voltron fic since 2018 and so I don’t even know where to start these days

2) I am the most picky person alive & have such specific standards for fics that most fics do not make the cut. There are certainly good klance fics out there but I probably have not read them because I hate so many of the more popular fanfic tropes

3) The Klance fics I DO like were all written in 2016/2017 and besties… If I’m going to be honest… I tried rereading some of my favorite fics from back in the day and they are Not That Great like I cannot in good conscience recommend these fics. No hate to the writers btw it’s just that the we were all victims of being 16/17 and had low standards

[thepoisonroom]

sorry wait hold up, char ur roommate ran osha-official????

yes! the very one!

[tfw-adhd]

tfw ur rsd is set off so badly u end up nearly non-verbal, and all because. i couldn't form the right words. to ask a question. and therefore, i did not ask the person the question. and so, i am now extremely upset because, and get this, they didn't answer my question. the one i didn't actually ask? shocking, i know! and to make things even better, them not noticing i was deeply upset - *despite nothing changing from their pov* - set me off even more! love this so much uwu

Oh, I’m so sorry! That sounds tough :// But I totally understand that feeling too, so it’s not just you <3

[transtenzin]

[ID: a screenshot of a Discord conversation with the names blanked out. Someone says, “Do you want to talk about” with the next word erased. 

Someone else replies, “sure”. 

The first person says, “ok”. 

After there is a message with an erased name that says, “started a call that lasted 9 hours” End ID.]

i saw that last submission and this happened. no i don't know how either, please accept this offering

[sharkpuppyofficial]

[dgalerab]

striffyisme replied to your post “in general i tend to forget people im following have lives outside of...”

congratulations by the way! feel you on time being kind of a puddle atm, still hard to believe it's half way through july already

we got married during an earthquake spree so we were like “oh man we’re gonna go home and just relax as our honeymoon” and then. :)))

[billdenbrough]

hi hello jane been a while im here to hope on the rock paper scissors controversy, and i'd like to say the saying it all in one breath thing is 100% true. you can avoid the issue of going on scissors entirely, as when you say it fast enough, scissors becomes a one syllable word that sounds a bit like the very first wheeze in a wheeze laugh, or the sound you make when you see a funny meme for the first time. not really a word, anymore, just a signal

alex i am sobbing (also hello!!!) this is breaking my brain

i’m like sitting here repeating “scissors” to myself at increasing speeds trying to make it one syllable HDKSHDHS but thank you for this i love the detail even if it’s making me sound more and more unhinged in my living room

[buunbi-archive]

hows the new decade? any better than this one?

We got a cool breeze just before midnight so yeah I’d say so