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Mai:Why’s Clifford the dog so big? Did they ever explain it?
Daniel:He was small, but Emily Elizabeth loved him so much he became giant. I don’t get it either.
Mai:Hmhmm, your dog’s tiny. What’s that say about you?
Daniel:You’re tiny. What’s that say about your parents?
Mai:Never stop collecting little things that make you happy. Like rocks, buttons, feathers, flowers, sticks, bones, bugs...
Daniel:How’d a crow get in here?
Chloe:By getting kidnapped by the researchers, how’d you get here?
(Mai calls Daniel.)
Daniel:(picks up) Hello?
Mai:Why are you running late? I’ve been waiting for a while now!
Daniel:A customer spilled pickle juice in the floor.
Mai:A customer- spilled- pickle- HOW?! You work at a HAIR SALON!
Daniel:She brought her own? I don’t understand the confusion.
Mai:What???
Daniel:Emma, are you here?
(Emma raises her hand)
Daniel:Ah, i didn't recognize you without your braids. Is Mai here?
(Mai raises her hand)
Daniel:Ah, i didn't recognize you with your mouth shut.
(Mai opens her mouth in indignation, and promptly closes it after realizing the irony.)
Camilo:So the answer to ‘what are you working on right now?’ is ‘being bored’?
Mai:That, and writing fake product reviews.
Mai:“This trenchcoat is simply divine. I wear it while I murder people.” -Daniel Levin.
Daniel:Wow, Mai, you look nice. Who dressed you, The Great Depression?
Mai:You look lovely, Dan. So sorry I couldn’t attend your murder trial last year.
Daniel:Same to you.
Mai:Love to casually insult someone by referring to them as something they’re wearing.
Mai:“Whatever you say, specs.”
Mai:It shows that I have reduced them to their fashion choice, and that fashion choice is stupid, implying they themselves are stupid. This is humiliating, you see.
Daniel:Whatever you say, shawl.
Emma:The Addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard.
Mai:They lived with a sentient disembodied hand.
Daniel:That’s just how goths are sometimes.
Mai:What, do YOU live with one?
Daniel:Yeah. Obviously.
Mai:......I should not have asked.
