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New 77Noli be like:
Noli takes one look at 007n7 being a little shit hacking around and goes, "Yes, this one. I suddenly crave the attention of this specific mortal." And he just cant get the same satisfaction of attention that he does with others than with 007n7.
c00lkidd coming into the picture makes him crash out severely because how did some random child gain the favor of his favorite mortal over HIM? A GOD??
and then they kiss and make up and its all ok.
Wait. So if Noli is an ancient god now.
And c00lkidd mysteriously appeared on 007n7's doorstep.
...
What if Noli blessed 007n7 with c00lkidd? Manifested a demon child of his own unfathomable power for his favorite mortal?
And then said mortal changes in ways he did not anticipate or want because of said child. He was supposed to keep hacking, keep exploiting alongside his god or in support of him.
Thats why c00lkidd has such a calling to hacking.
Wait, going back to that post i made about 007n7 dealing with parent-teacher conferences
New Voidburger family is 10x funnier.
Imagine being c00lkidd's teacher. He's a little strange, maybe looks a little weird but that's okay. He's a nice kid deep down he just needs some guidance.
And then Parent-teacher conferences start and you sit down wondering who c00lkidd's dads could be when THE infamous hacker that burned down your local pizza place several years back AND the literal god of the void walk into office hours with said kid.
You have 100+ more questions but everything about c00lkidd suddenly makes sense.
007n7 doesn't let Noli go to the parent-teacher conferences after the first time because the attention he receives practically overdoses Noli and n7 does not like being stared at.
wait
c00lkidd in a voidburger au has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
"W3ll- MY d4ds w3r3 f4mous h4ckerss ill t3ll th3m to d3l3t3 ur acount!!"
And then 007n7 would shake his head disapprovingly and Noli would shake his head approvingly.
Magolor slander always makes me smile
Hold on, I don't think I've said this outside of friends
Chance and c00lkidd interactions, in a voidburger family au specifically (because that's always the case with me) are like cool uncle and spoiled nephew.
Chance basically does Mr. Beast challenges with c00lkidd. He'll spoil c00lkidd but in fun ways like "whatever you can fit in this cart I'll buy" kind of games.
Whenever he does this, Noli is always super down to support c00lkidd in winning the game. I imagine he gets super into it, playing tetris with all the toys trying to fit them all to his best ability. He crouches down by the shopping cart and just stares at it, calculating.
Chance has images of c00lkidd and Noli scheming in the distance he sends to 007n7 with captions like "Look at them plotting."
007n7 isn't allowed to be present on these spending sprees because he'd have a heart attack looking at the receipt.
To Chance, this is like nothing. He can always gamble the money back ten fold and each toy is like 5-60 dollars it's basically monopoly money to him compared to his usual 1 thousand dollar purchases.
Occasionally c00lkidd will find a super expensive item he wants to get and Chance has to sit him down, pat his shoulder and go, "Buddy, your father would kill me."
Meanwhile Noli is like, "I wouldn't," and throws the giant toy in the cart.
what if in like an alternate universe where everyone is a streamer
specifically 1x: every single one of their followers contributes to rejuvenate the rotten
whens the bluudud vs 1x streamer wars.
1x gets banned for putting telamon/shedletsky on blast while bluudud makes her a minecraft grave dedicated to the death of their twitch/youtube account
uhm... Noli and 007n7 would put their chat through a messy divorce but the joke is they weren't in on the joke when it started so now the viewers keep saying theyre children of the divorce and no one knows where it came from. theyre not even on bad terms. chat just decided they were.
the real hype comes when c00lkidd starts streaming and people start collecting clips as like family evidence
it gets so stupid to the point that Noli and n7 have to make an announcement admitting that they are married and c00lkidd is their son just to get people to stop making outlandish theories
it backfires and now people are debating whether Noli or 007n7 is the mother and who the favorite parent is (spoilers: It's Noli)
I need art of c00lkidd with Noli's crown like he's the heir to a throne or smth. their hacking empire. noli's godhood. everything.
voidburger baby
wait a minute... <- is an artist that can draw anything
