#strodo

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

The Ancient One: You're fired for putting a curse on Mordo.

Stephen: Ok.

Mordo, trapped in a painting for eternity: Can you lift the curse?

Stephen: Sorry, I don't work here.

[mianmimi]

How did I end up here? Yikes. Live and let ship, but as a bisexual I'm insulted. First, Stephen is not bisexual or pan. We all know that, especially as a bi person. Second, he's never once looked at Mordo or any man in that way. You can look at your friends fondly as well. It's a real thing. I honestly blame people who throw away female characters to ship 2 men together, for the continuous plague that is toxic masculinity. You guys sexualize male friendships way too much. It's creepy. Do better.

Ohhh….. a not so sweet Nonny :( That’s honestly really sad. I hope you find something that brings you happiness. Seriously. Life’s honestly way too short to waste it on things that don’t bring happiness or growth. I found my little shelter in this fantasy, and I really love it, so much so that no amount of hate from anyone is gonna knock it.

I’ve had many things taken from me. I’m not gonna let anyone take this from me too. And at the end of the day who cares what’s canon or not? It’s not real. The characters aren’t real. But what we see in them and their stories gives us joy. That’s all we’re doing.

I hope you end up somewhere happier next time you get lost on the internet. Also I kinda envy the energy to type all that just to express hate for a ship. I’ll be responding to any further hate messages with pictures of cats. Or whatever is hip these days. Or I’ll just delete them. Depends on the time I have I guess. Sweet shipping to you!

[lucifers-favorite-child]

Stephen: I don’t have any friends, and I don’t want any.

Mordo: Bold of you to say that when you’re within hugging range.

[inpraiseofdarkness]

Strordo sleepwear

Karl: Dark green silk pajamas worked with a subtle chinoiserie pattern paired with a matching black kimono dress robe with an elaborate dragon embroidered in the back

Stephen: Ratty-ass Cornell TShirt he got for free at his classes ten year reunion and scrub pants he stole from the hospital the last time he was there.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: I'm never going to die because that would be bury your gays.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Mordo: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.

Stephen: And that will knock him out ... even more?

Mordo: That will kill him.

Stephen: Do I have to?

Mordo: Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

top 10 mcu ships? I'll help you.

1. ironstrange

This was a hard one, BUT:

1 - Stephen/Tony - Ironstrange (duh)

2 - Sam/Bucky - sambucky, winterfalcon

3 - Stephen/Mordo - strodo

4 - Carol/Maria - danbeau

5 - Pepper/Christine - pristine

6 - Carol/Yon-Rogg - yonvers

7 - T’Challa/Nakia - t’nakia

8 - Thor/Bruce - thorbruce, gammahammer

9 - Peter/MJ - spideychelle

10 - Loki/Grandmaster

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Mordo: What did you do?

Stephen: Okay, I’ll tell you but you have to promise you won’t be mad.

Mordo: What. Did. You. Do.

Stephen: Well, I was minding my own business-

Mordo: Bullshit.