The mind was dreaming. The world was its dream

“A man sets himself the task of portraying the world. Shortly before he dies he discovers that this patient labyrinth of lines is a drawing of his own face.” (30yo)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[brunhiddensmusings]

his dating life was a lot of upward struggle

[haonsowmqpoznwk-blog]

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.

[glorious-spoon]

and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.

[bendingsignpost]

Recommended tactics to deal with a child hitting on you:

“kiddo”

“buddy”

inform a friend to ensure you’re never left alone with them

refer to own age in conversation

“yeah, I know I look young, but you wouldn’t BELIEVE how awkward it is being mistakenly hit on by a teenager!”

upon that child turning 18:

“Happy birthday, kiddo!”

“Have you registered to vote yet?”

“Man, being a baby adult was so hard, good luck with that”

[awed-frog]

And as a reminder, teenagers often have crushes on older and/or unavailable people like celebrities precisely because psychologically/emotionally they’re not ready to have a relationship. On a subconscious level, fantasizing about someone you know you can’t be with allows you to experiment with your emotions in a safe way. And obviously an adult taking advantage of that will disrupt the entire thing.

[tamamita]

I have no idea what the story of this anime is, and it’s pretty obvious who the protag is, but I’m gonna add character to the girls to the left with no face

[tamamita]

introducing these two background characters in this slice of life romantic comedy/drama - they love each other a lot, and the girl to the left is grumpy because her girlfriend to the right forgot to give her her good morning kiss.

[lesbianlucillesharpe]

taller girl on the right is oblivious because she was so excited when they got up because she’s treating her girlfriend to a surprise date at the amusement park that she forgot to give her a good morning kiss. they’ll have their first smooch of the day at the very top of the ferris wheel 💋

[glitchytripod]

the guy to the right of the protag (with the glasses) is a simple office worker who loves his family very very much and cannot wait to get back home to his children

[tamamita]

[lilycoven]

The guy on the far left is wanting to get home to make dinner. He lives alone, but he promised his kitten they would have some grilled fish as a treat! He loves her very much.

[tamamita]

[sableyezer]

The tall one behind the two girls just got back from a job interview. He didn’t get the job but he’s confidant he’ll get the next one. He needs to provide for his son and two daughters after all.

[tamamita]

[zomagham]

Person to the left of the pink hair girl is a retired hit-man struggling to adjust to a normal life but hes recently found a woman that works at a cafe down the street from his new job and things seem to be going well.

[tamamita]

[idrawsmutinmysparetime-deactiva]

the man on the far far right is anxious as it’s his and his boyfriend first date aniversary and that’s the longest he lasted in a relationship, he is confident that this one will last tho

[tamamita]

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

This is so pure.

[roxannarambles]

Everyone is the protagonist of their own story.

[thejonster13]

Everyone is the protagonist of their own story.

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[catchymemes]

[innerartisanfan]

Okay, hear me out:

A whole justice system that works this way

[sandersstudies]

This is like when Catholics tell a priest all their sins and he has you go do something unrelated but nice as penance.

[yzarro]

Broke: cruel and unusual punishment.

Woke: Kind and unusual punishment.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twitblr]

Sign me up for a watch party (x)

[writernotwaiting]

[queenstravelingdarling]

Imma pirate it but yes

[cluelessakemi]

After the shower.  Oil on linen.  An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)

[wecametoforget]

this is AMAZING

[dystopiasqueen]

THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I thought this was a fucking photo omg

[leadersovmen]

u deserve infinite notes!!

[antique-moonglade]

ALL OF YOU JUST……SLAM THAT REBLOG BUTTON WITHOUT ANY QUESTION.

THIS IS PURE PURE SKILL I RESPECT YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW @cluelessakemi  ALL MY ADMIRATION TOWARDS YOU 💜💜💜💜💜

[krystal-prisms]

Holy shit

[petermorwood]

That’s astonishing. I thought what I was looking at was a painting of bathroom sink photographed through a real mirror with water on it, but on closer inspection my jaw just dropped…

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[omghotmemes]

Everyone liked that

[anarchist-memes-1]

[ultimatebottom69]

Hmmmmmmmm

[petermorwood]

Pathologically hoarding anything is weird.

Especially if, after a certain point, owning more of it serves no more useful purpose than the amount owned when that certain point was reached.

Then it’s just possession. And possession workss both wayss, doessn’t it, My Preciouss?

[vbartilucci]

“There’s only so much fortune a man really needs… and the rest is just for showing off” –Forrest Gump’s Mama.

[catchymemes]

[littlenobodys-corner]

[adrienaline-rushed-art]

ok so people are making fun of this but adding this with other anti-global warming tactics will work

This isn’t adding ice just for the sake of denial, it’s adding to the Earth’s albedo. This in turn actually makes the Earth’s climate cooler, and then more ice will be produced naturally because of this.

It isn’t a process we need to continue forever, in fact it’s one that needs to be calculated so that we don’t do it TOO MUCH. The only worry would be cooling down too much.

So yes, this is a good idea. It simply isn’t the only thing we should do because we still have gross pollution.

[roundhousechick]

(Albedo refers to the reflective property of the surface of the Earth! Pale colors, like white ice and snow, reflect solar energy (and therefore heat) away from the planet. When ice and snow melt to leave behind dark water, rock, or even black ice, warming is intensified even more than what caused the initial melt. That positive feedback loop is one of the biggest challenges regarding climate control.)

[tfjvinyl]

me, every time i come across a post listing the symptoms of adhd:

[artissijamm]

[amari-omaru]

Please repost and share this information.

This is very scary and concerning for black people. AGAIN DEHUMANIZING BLACK PEOPLE

Black people health conditions aren't taken seriously compared to others.Many black people are scared to go to the hospital for this reason

Black women are 4x likely to die from complications of childbirth than white women in the United states.they've had experience that has unacceptably poor maternal health outcomes

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

I remember being in nursing school and part of the cultural competency lesson covered pain tolerance for different races. (I worked in the hospital and my teacher was the Asst Nurse Manager in labor and delivery) She taught us that Asians and Black people had a higher pain tolerance than other races so they could handle it better

[ai-yo]

2016 is when they changed the medical books to stop saying we don't feel Pain

[allthecanadianpolitics]

So the US presidential debate must have been pretty bad tonight. 💀

[awkward-teabag]

Reminder to Americans: It can take years to legally move to Canada, especially with COVID and the border being closed to most Americans (with potentially massive fines on top of being deported if you lie to get in). We aren’t US-lite and Americans don’t get preferential treatment when it comes to immigration just for being American—you have to join the queue with everyone else.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Also Canada isn’t the Utopia you all think it is. It only looks ‘good’ because we compare ourselves to the USA all the time (even in cases where Canada is objectively worse than the USA). Better than the USA isn’t actually a good benchmark for progress or equality.

All of this is Canada and all of it happened in the past 24 hours:

Every systematic problem America has, Canada has too (income inequality, violent racism, misogyny, LGBTQ discrimination, etc). We just hide our bigotry a bit better.

[awkward-teabag]

Heck, half the time there’s zero attempt to hide it since police and politicians know people will compare Canada to the US and/or American news will effectively hide it for them.

It’s not hard to look good if your neighbour’s house is in ramshackles while you got a new roof and paint “only” 20 years ago even if both houses have so much structural damage that they’re hazards to anyone who lives there.

Also our federal government is only left when compared to US politics. Functionally and realistically it’s centre or right-wing, depending on the party in power. And more and more Conservative politicans have moved from moderate to low-key American Evangelical in their thoughts and actions to fans of Trump, with multiple provinces being run by Trump fans, some of whom are so bad they actually make Trump look (slightly) less evil in comparison.

Canada: We only look good because the US makes a flashier deal of how bad things are there.

[homoerotic-ads]

[zforzelma]

You didn’t have to go to all that trouble but I appreciate the gesture.

[enbyofdionysos]

I appreciate the jester.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

god this ad has aged well