Nov 25, 2018
(312): My room smells like vodka and shame
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(312): My room smells like vodka and shame
(757): FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
(916): Somehow I don’t think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
(1-916): They’re the hard candy kind!
(519): I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn’t get “pee in a fish tank drunk” .. Got to the girls house...Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row..had to keep the tradition going
(815): I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
(317): is it necessary to steal the whole car?
(480): COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
(919): poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine
(770): this friendship isnt going to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts