some satosugu loving their wifey headcanons 🤍
pls know that they are self-shippy-ish?? but they can apply to anyone really. just thinking about how they love their baby :D
satoru is the one who insists on doing your skincare routine for you on nights when you're tired. he takes it very seriously, cleanser, toner, moisturizer, eye cream, the whole thing. narrating each step in that smug voice of his while suguru leans in between steps keeps pressing little kisses to your nose. they just love to have little moments when they have ownership over the little things you do :D
suguru makes you a warm drink without you asking. he just knows when you need it — ginger tea, warm hot cocoa, matcha (usually iced)— sets it beside you with zero fanfare, just a soft brush of his fingers across your shoulder. it's when you bat your lashes at him that he can't stop himself from kissing your shoulder with a soft hum, eyes closed. LOOORD HE WORSHIPS YOU.
toru insists on being the one to carry everything. your bag, your shopping, your coat when you get too warm. he acts like it's a burden but he's smiling the whole time, and when you sass up and say you could carry it yourself, or when suguru initiates - throws a massive fit :P he OWNS this in his head.
sugu braids your hair. slowly, patiently, fingers working through each section while toru sits across from you both complaining that suguru's way better at it than him, which is the closest thing to a compliment he's giving suguru. satoru is good at everything after all, so this only makes him smile when he sees his two long-haired beauties in braids >:D
they have a silent agreement that on your hard days, suguru handles all the talking and gojo handles all the physical comfort — he just pulls you into his chest and stays there. sometimes they switch, satoru is very philosophical and he knows you like to delve into the why of things. you love it when they push you in a cuddle sandwich though. always nuzzling you, always tending to you.
toru buys you things impulsively. not grand gestures — little things. a pretty hair clip he saw in a window. a plushie that reminded him of you. pastries from a bakery three neighborhoods out of his way. he knows he doesn't know the difference between pure luxury and something random, but he loves peacocking and wooing you with gifts.
suguru cooks your favorite meal from scratch on the first day of your period, every single month, without fail. your entire period week is when the staff is told to lay back, because geto sama will be taking over the kitchen and tending to his wifey <3
toru loves to see you drown in his big hoodies, and suguru loves to see you drown in his big, blankety gojo-gesa and baggy tees. they have a silent betting system in place. whose wardrobe will you be choosing today :D
suguru lights candles before you get home. he knows which scents calm you down. your estate always smells safe. sometimes it's cinnamon vanilla, sometimes it's musky lavender, it's always grounding and soothing.
toru is outrageously physically affectionate in public in a way that's clearly possessive but somehow doesn't feel suffocating, ever. because you know he has no concept of personal space since day 1 of dating him, his hand always at your waist, your back, laced through yours. a ton of kisses here n there, carries you princess-style just because you're his wittle bunbun.
suguru is the one who notices when you haven't eaten properly. he doesn't make a big deal of it, he just slides a plate in front of you. he knows you will get defensive if him or toru point it out, so his main mission is gathering up nommies that you'd like ;)
satoru learns all your favorite songs and hums them to you as a lullaby when nightmares bother you :C
suguru asks you how your day was and then actually listens — full eye contact, remembers every detail, follows up days later on things you mentioned in passing. "oh really, what did that redundant woman say to you after? hmm? oh really? interesting." best gossip partner to everrrr!!
toru does that thing where he tips your chin up to look at him whenever he can, he likes how flustered you get when you're forced to meet his gaze. doesn't say anything immediately. just makes you look at him, grounding you and whispering an 'i love you, princess.' as a cherry on top.
suguru runs you a bath when you're overwhelmed. he doesn't make it a big production. it's just there, warm, with whatever you like in it, when you need it. often times he would just join, keeping your back nuzzled against his chest and purring.
toru is deeply, aggressively protective of your peace. if someone is being annoying or cruel to you, he doesn't let it slide — but he handles it with that terrifying calm smile of his so you don't have to do anything. that's when even you are reminded that the strongest sorcerer to exist is your husband and baby.
suguru gives the most grounding physical touch — hand on the small of your back, forehead pressed to yours, sitting close enough that your shoulders are always touching. satoru can be overwhelming with it and you LOVE both. <3
toru thinks the way you laugh is the best thing in any room and he engineers situations specifically to make you do it. :D he will happily take on the role of the silly liddul jester if it makes his waifu smile.
they ALWAYS keep a running mental list of things you like and don't like — store it all, never forget, use it to love you better constantly.
toru dramatically hand-feeds you dessert. there's no reason. he just thinks it's romantic. suguru watches with fond, tired eyes. satoru is always on a dessert hunt and because of him, both you and sugu have developed a sweet tooth.
suguru is the one you go to when you need to cry without explaining why. he doesn't ask. he just holds you. satoru is NAWT the one you can go to he panics and then gets insanely angry because what in the world is overwhelming his angel princess? then the world might suffer from it lmfaooo
toru also calls you pet names in public with zero shame — princess, angel, baby — whatever feels right in the moment — and he says it loud enough that everyone hears. some of the other nicknames he uses are, babygirl, little princess, bun bun, etc. :D
suguru makes sure you get enough sleep. he will personally shepherd you to bed. he has no patience for "five more minutes." -_-
toru thinks you look prettiest when you've just woken up and he tells you this every single morning in a tone that makes it impossible to argue. "oh goodness there's my pretty girl!! good morning!!" lathers you with kisses until you giggle like a child.
gojo insists on dancing with you in the kitchen. there is no music. this is not a deterrent. just the cozy space of you and the honoured one.
suguru is the one who remembers your appointments, your deadlines, the things you mentioned worrying about. he keeps track of your life like it's the most important thing he manages.
toru picks you up. literally. unexpectedly. often. you have stopped being surprised.
suguru makes sure there are always fresh flowers somewhere in your space. he replaces them before they wilt. you've never woken up to dead flowers since he came into your life.
toru is very loudly, very publicly your biggest fan. whatever you make, do, say — he's the loudest one in your corner. embarrassingly so.
suguru gives the most incredible shoulder massages at the end of long days. no asking required. you just sit down and his hands are already there.
toru gets irrationally soft when you fall asleep on him. he won't move. he will sit in the most uncomfortable position for hours rather than wake you. he thinks it's a privilege and you're some housecat :P
suguru writes you notes. not long ones — small ones. left on your pillow, tucked in your bag, folded under your coffee cup in the morning. <3 very lovebug very dark academia.
toru is the kind of person who would cancel literally anything for you without making you feel guilty about it. plans? gone. obligations? handled. you come first, always.
suguru is the one who reminds you that resting is allowed. that you don't have to earn softness. he says it quietly but he says it as often as you need to hear it.
