Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
~Stealer's Wheel, Stuck In The Middle With You
-❤- The Queen of Hearts -❤-
A visitor? Someone seeking us out? Well, I suppose we can give them the time of day for such a callous act... very well.
I am Kurishe Tensai. You might remember me as the disgraced daughter of the drug kingpin Hanzai Tensai, his youngest daughter, who disappeared at seventeen. Presumed dead. Well, unfortunately, I lived. Granted, I had been stuck with so many needles I didn't really have stable DNA anymore, but I lived. I made my way to the US in a cage owned by some tech corporation, but when I got there I wasn't needed. So they threw me out.
I went west, got in with a cult. Fell in love with the leader's son, before getting put in another cage and groomed for what would be my last days. Halloween comes, I'm put under the knife. I saw my love try to stop it, but... well, you can see the scars, can't you?
Turns out, he ascended to godhood. I fell to the earth, and... fine, take over.
...and I came down with. Hi, I'm Asmodeus, Demon Prince of Lust. Or Princess now. I was brought into Kurishe's body, had my head crushed by his lover, and got fused into her form. After a few thousand years of attempting to extract her from me, we founded a new business venture. Under the watchful lack of eyes from Minos, we helped kickstart a proper economy for Hell! Lust is the most prosperous layer if I do say so myself!
Easy for you to say, Azzy, we're practically the mayor.
Not by holding the office, but, true. With my demonic brawn and Kurishe's old business sense, we've started a nice, legitimate business, and helped bring prosperity to this layer!
-❤- The Gamestate -❤-
Lust is fine... but we can do better. The other rings are no-gos, but there's more than just the So Below. We want to go up top, maybe make a few contracts to help bring about a golden age!
Also maybe accidentally start a new cult. Maybe. But seriously, do consider a contract! Take it from her better half, Asmodeus can do some CRAZY things. Both to and for you.
-❤- Rules of Engagement -❤-
Roleplaying is like collaborative art. Keep everyone on the same page. As such, I've given some etiquette for RPing with the goofs.
No polarizing topics, please. I hate talking religion and politics.
Please be patient. Sometimes I need a bit to respond, so, don't jump on me for it, please.
All scheming goes to the mod @grubhubgaming so please talk to him.
I try my best to keep what's what obvious, but if you get confused, do talk to me.
If we're in a multi-mun RP, please ping me. I get lost easily.
Please mark trigger warnings when they come up. Use the keep reading function to split off the problem areas.
Regular text denotes Kurishe, and pink-bolded is Asmodeus.
Autohit is for chumps, don't do that.
Autododge is for chumps, don't do that.
Ask me to "kill" or seriously injure Kurishe. I'd do the same for you.
This account will post NSFW. I will tag it as such, but do not be surprised by it. Minors, please, block the #nsft or #suggestive tag or do not interact in the first place.
Don't hesitate. I like being annoyed by roleplays and anons, so, come into my ask box and fuck with the mafiosos. Give her shit to eat, tracks to listen to, the works.
-❤- Contracts -❤-
Nobody's signed on with us yet... do you wanna make a deal?
-❤- Appearance -❤-
