#student body

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the camargos🥹

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Christian Camargo in "Student Body" (2022)

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Part 3 of Student Body 2022 Review.

Mr.Aunspach… shit okay, see, this is where all my thoughts will shine because I actually liked this character. Not just because Camargo plays it, but mostly that the plot gives some shit to understand him, like Jane and Merritt. Like ok, the clothing?

SERVES. I actually think that their clothes are nice,

I liked Merritt’s 80’s pastel glitter style but she is a show off bitch,

Jane’s clothing are simple which is very cute, suits her alot! Back to Aunspach though.. I think his clothing, the suit, is a big give off about how he is a strict man, the hammer and the fiddler reference was a cheff kiss, I actually liked the speach he even given to the kids, the fiddler story, and it actually made me think about it. (Lee, the director and the writer, her writing and voicing Aunspach is very good, I aprish her writing here especially about the fiddler part.) I can see where she came from with this movie, I don’t think most people who put reviews doesn’t talk much about the writer/director themselfs, which, understandable, but think about it. The fiddler, doesn’t do shit all year while the family builds themselfs a place FROM SCRATCH, then that fiddler, begs them to stay, which,is very selfish (that fiddler is definetly Merritt, not the other three.) And that family not giving shit and the fiddler dies. Okay okay, don’t get mad, back to Aunspach! (like I said so many times before, give me a break.) He is sarcastic, but he is not directly a harsh person until he hears Merritt’s and Jane’s convo that they have outside. (The crush and family issues and retake convo.) You gonna ask, HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW THAT. See, at the end of that convo, the camera shows from a windows angle,

which we see after some scenes that Aunspach aproaches the windows alot, (He looks like that one standing man emoji here.)

(I know they are different windows, that window probably looks at the side not the back, so he probably changed places to watch.) WHICH MEANS, Aunspach, totally heard them, heard what Merritt said, heard what Jane said in response, and he knowingly used that to lift Jane.

He is, as a villian, not the real villian until he actually becomes one after Merritt’s death. (Which makes sense, because while Merritt thought she was a mother to Jane, he wanted to be something too, to her atleast.) I forgot where I saw but I saw a writing that said he is a pedo… He is not. If he wished so I think he wouldn’t be this patient enough to let her kill Merritt, he would’ve done himself so. The ”assult” he does is screaming and shaking her bag, not herself, like yeah I get the point where he shouldn’t have threw all of her contents onto the floor (she is a girl ok, maybe she has her personal girly stuff in there, ass move.)

But, Jane and Merritt goes to the princibal,

and Jane says he assulted her, shaked her??? He didn’t touch her at all, if he wished so he could’ve and he is not a idiot that he will directly touch her or hit her, that is pointless, for both of them, especially for him.

His whole explanation about her and her friends make sense, because he heard them, he knows what the fuck is going on between Merritt and Jane to a deggree.

There is a obvious rivalry between Merritt and Aunspach after that gum chewing in the class, that is a ignite, and then it becomes a full flame in the end. It is understandable, but it is childish that he went that far for her, just because she understands better than her other classmates doesn’t make her much different from them. His scenes weren’t much which was so fucking weird because the movie calls itself slasher, horror, he is the damn slasher,

like he wears the mascot outfit, even matches his weapon to the mascots one, and you gonna ask, ”why the fuck does he kill them?” he is not fully doing it out of hate towards them, he is doing those killings because he got shitted on after that Princibal talk, (probably had to leave the school for that. Losing his job.) That isn’t much obvious because the whole movie is filled with plot holes and such, the characters devolopment only happens for the sake of the plot, and that goes sadly for Aunspach too. I know you gonna say ”BUT HE SNIFFED HER PENCIL”

I don’t think that is written to make him a pedo, more so that to show his obsession about learning and teaching, could be that to throw off Jane knowingly too, the guy isn’t a dumbass, and I think when he wanted Jane to come closer, he was going to kill her off like the rest because she resisted so much. The talk about turning her into a ”woman” probably referenced how Merritt acted towards her like a child, her child, and he changes that to make her stand in her own, not for people but her own, and ”you should be greatefull” line is obviously refering to all that killings he had done.

Him, losing his eye, waist stabbed scenes ago, and him finally deciding to kill her,

but she kills him with his own hammer, actually proves his point. She took the hammer, and hammered.

And all that worked in a way that he just didn’t hoped for. Him getting hurt randomly was funny though, that waist stab and him going ”AUGHHHH” was so shittingly funny I’m not kidding. He died where Jane found peace, between trees and by his own hammer. You go girl!

My points for this movie? 6/10! because I can see the work, I can see why people shits on it (I did too.) But, give this movie a chance, not for the slasher and horror part but for the drama Jane, Meritt, and every other character has.

Thank you, for reading my shitty review and my thoughts, I’ll write more of them in my free time.

Part 1. === Part 2.

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Anthony Keyvan

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a substance that befouled the blood! disturbing nerves and tissueeee

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[ID: An image of the bacteria pneumococcus, and the lyrics "that's not its fault / IT CAN'T FIX IT / 'cause it's not where its meant o be" from Student body written in white loud font across it]

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student body from adamandi: why you should never trust bio majors