#student pranks

[kotoryba]

#I have an idea but no time: what if the feral fighting-hungry adepts of Bai Zhan peak aren't the worst in comparison? 😜

Oh, these one-brainecell guys (maybe girls too, idk, why not, really?) with good martial arts and feral aggression, who keeps in constant fear all disciples in Cang Qiong mountains... Poor kitties! What if this is just their way to co-op and revenge with the bullying from other peak adepts?

We know so little about the "high school culture" in Cang Qiong mountains — ok, in canon on Qing Jin Peak there's some classic elements (teacher's pets, bullying, "pretty princess problem" etc.). And we know from original SQQ past that he had a constant fighting with LQG. Let's suppose, that even the righteous path of cultivation doesn't deny such things 🙄 (they are...ok, not all, we have LBH😏 — they are only humans, after all).

So, attacks from Bai Zhan peak? Hey, that is only fair! Do you know, what dirty prank played just last week the Qing Jin adepts on them? They installed the sound-producing array near the Bai Zhan dormitories with the different taped monsters roars and howlings — and it activated in the middle of the every night in random direction! Do you think it's very funny, huh? Well, for the poor adepts it wasn't. They can't sleep all the nights due to their reflexes!

And the girls from Xian Shu Peak? They are so tired from constant removing of spying amulets from their bathrooms... It's only fair, that they're recalibrate all measuring devices from adepts' workshops on the Artifacts Peak yesterday night. It was hard but worth it.

If you think that Qian Cao Peak adepts are weak — you are so wrong, really! Don't you remember the strange decease in the spring when some mean adepts from different peaks fell with the false symptoms of plague? Yep, Mu Qingfan says "a harmless rush, don't worry: it will pass without treatment in some time". Not suspicious, yeah...

And after Shang Qinghua became the leader of An Ding peak — nobody in clear mind doesn't want to bully his weakest adepts anymore. Because you don't want to be eaten alive by Thousands-teeth Demon Roses from mixed-up package with the label of "Papers". Logistic mistakes happen, sorry guys 😏.

Do you notice here some Hogwarts faculty vibes? Me too 😁.

[marnanel]

Someone: "Someone I worked with, a forensic scientist, once found a human hand in her handbag while she was on the tube. It was a real hand, placed there by fellow students as a joke"

Me: "was the other student making a pun (it was a hand bag)?"

Them: "yes they were!"

Me: "good job it wasn't a bum bag"

[princetonarchives]

On the evening of the 26th of June persons belonging to the college were eating and drinking to excess at David Hamilton's Tavern. That said persons were on the same evening concerned in placing a calf in the Pulpit of the Hall in the College.

Minutes of the Faculty of the College of New Jersey, July 18, 1790, on the incident that led to the expulsion of three students and discipline for another that day

[promethiae]

When I die I’m going to donate my body to a medical school and have “To be used for student pranks” and “put me in your ex-boyfriend’s favorite pair of shoes” and “Hide me in your annoying roommates bed” tattooed all over.

[queensofthewild]

Note reads: mama... I've been looking for you. I'm home, look after me please? Love you Potato features. xx