Aug 23, 2017
I'm in and out like a ninja. You didn't even know I was there.
Husband
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I'm in and out like a ninja. You didn't even know I was there.
Husband
Stuff my Husband Says...
If loving you is fail, I don’t want to be win!
Stuff my Husband Says...
Husband: I had a dream last night that was like one of those “Crafty” videos you see on Facebook all the time. It went like this:
Step 1: Soak your laundry in boiling water to remove stains
Step 2: ADD LIONS! And there were lions tearing the laundry to shreds!
Stuff my hubby says
“Living with you is like living in a sitcom!”
“A zucchini? Is that what zoo animals wear when they go to the beach?”
(talking about the alphabet)
What comes after B? I guess we’ll have to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
(After telling him that he has milk dribbles in his beard)
“That’s what happens when you’re manly as fuck.”
“Horses are beautiful, but ponies are bullshit.”