#stuffmyhubbysays

[cobainthelibrarian]

Stuff my hubby says

“Living with you is like living in a sitcom!”

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Getting a second opinion

Hubby: What's the difference between ibuprofen and acetaminophen?

Me: One's Motrin and the other is Tylenol

Hubby: But what's the difference?

Me: Do you want to call and ask your sister? (she's a doctor)

Hubby: Yes!

(calls his sis)

Hubby: Sissy, what's the difference between ibuprofen and acetaminophen?

Dr. Sister: One's Motrin and the other is Tylenol.

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Sharting

Podcast:  If we cannot see the brokenness within the unbroken then when it does breaks the heart breaks with it.  We see a cup, but really it's a piece of glass that's cupping. Hubby:  So if you have a plate, it's not really a plate. It's just clay that is being a plate while it's in this form. It's plating. And then when it breaks into shards it's something else. It's... what would you call that?

Me: Sharting?

Hubby:  See, you're getting it!

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Layers of Style

Hubby: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Me: Ok, I hear parts of the super mario theme in your noises. What are you doing?

Hubby:  Singing the super mario theme, of course.

Me: I think you're missing a few notes.

Hubby:  No, you're just not hearing them because of my interpretive style

Me: Um, style has nothing to do with hitting the right tone or not.

Hubby:  No, that's just my layers of style.

Me: Layers of style, eh?

Hubby: Yeah, it's like an onion.

Me: Or maybe it's like a pie where there's an even deeper layer that's just like the top layer?

Hubby: No, it's more like lasagna because there's an even deeper layer that's like the second layer.

Me: But the bottom layer is always like the top layer:

Hubby: Not this lasagna. In fact, this lasagna is just filling.

Me: That's not lasagna; that's a bowl of sauce.

Hubby: Exactly.

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Strange things I love about him #1

Last night he tried to sing the Doctor Who theme in the style of Louis Armstrong. It was ridiculously awesome.