#stuffy noses

[megachurch-fete]

Girls whose names are particularly vulnerable to a stuffy nose. For instance:

'Belissa'

'Sabadtha'

'Jasbide'

'Haddah'

'Bethady'

'Christida'

'Katerida'

Bonus points if she's trying to tell you her name between sneezes.

[revolutionslut]

Tip: Instead of using tissues or toilet paper when you have a cold use an old, unwanted shirt. It prevents your nose from becoming all blistered and chapped.

[constantines-creator]

My nose may be stuffy, but at least my lips are glossy.

[thatquirkypunk]

Going to start trending in 5... 4... 3.... 2.... 1.... ok maybe not....

[renerdssanceman]

Today I learned why your nose seems to get stuffed up one nostril at a time when you have a cold. Like I do right now.

Just click the link and have mental_floss explain it to you, I can’t breathe well enough to write about the nasal cycle right now which is how you naturally go from breathing more through one nostril or the other all the time because it’s good for your sense of smell and gives your air filtration systems a rest GOD DAMN IT I accidentally a blog post.

[everythingstop]

When you have a cold or something and you stand up and you’re like “I CAN BREATHE CLEARLY NOW THE STUFFYNESS IS GONE”

[the-sun-princess]

stuffy noses are the worst. I like breathing without sounding like a tea-pot or a dying elephant

[deetledeet]

Stuffy noses are the absolute worst and I wouldn't wish them on my enemies. If your nose isn't plugged up rn please take a deep breath for me and savor it.