#stump me

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

The worst is people who are sarcastic for no reason. Then I never know what they're thinking or what they want, because I can't tell how much of what they're saying is sincerely meant at any given moment. I depend on context a lot to parse people, I guess.

[believesinponds]

name the book by its chapter title: happy porker yer a piglet wizard - maybe a wizlet

hairy pothead and the sorcerer's balls!

[believesinponds]

what is the spell/charm that fills a surrounding area with an unidentifiable buzzing??

muffliato

[believesinponds]

What is Ernie MacMillan's patronus?

shit i have no idea maybe it’s a badger bc he’s a hufflepuff???

[believesinponds]

PIUS THICKNESS (OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT IDK BUT I TOTALLY GOT IT WHEN BLAISE TOLD ME THE FIRST LETTER)

[believesinponds]

Name the 4 Ministers of Magic?

cornelius fudge

rufus scrimgeour

gahhhhhh what was his name ughhh he was being controlled by the death eaters dammit WHAT WAS HIS NAME???

kingsley shaklebolt

[believesinponds]

name the book by its chapter title: "through the trapdoor"

sorcerer's stone pls

[believesinponds]

who was treated beard removal by pomfrey?

fred and george pls