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Carter: *describing his dad* He was tall and muscular and good-looking. Very calm. Very intelligent.

Me, reading: Nice! =)

Carter: And he had a goatee.

Me:

Orthur

This beard is straight up offensive. I hate the stupid hot beard on his stupid cute face and his stupid thickass arms and thighs. I hate this.

Yeah okay Aku whatever you say

By the way, I made this on Monday and have a Patreon if y’all wanna see my art early! https://www.patreon.com/karlicartoons

Jensen ackles doing TOO MUCH with that beard

I just cut all the neck with a razor to shave

it really hurts

Luke: *wakes up*

Luke: *checks self in mirror*

Luke: *sees beard*

Luke: *smirks*

Luke: *doesn't shave it*

Luke: *gets dressed and goes out of room*

*the boys get into their vehicle and set off for the day's events*

Ashton: is that a bit of stubble i see mate?

Luke: w-what? *touches face a tad too aggressively*

Calum: yeah bro you got it all over your face

Luke: i... i do? *feigns innocence*

Micheal: shave dude you keep saying youre gonna do it but you never do

Luke: *grins awkwardly* wELL *pretends to try to scratch beard off face* i WAS planning to do it *digs around bag* i swEAr i broUght a ShavER

*vehicle reaches destination. Fans are screaming outside vehicle*

Luke: *smiles to self*

Luke: MURDER ON ITS WAY

What the fuck luke???????

#stupid beard