Electric Mouse Control

Too much of a candy ass to be a crab fisherman

[loveridden1999]

[titsay]

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[nevver]

Thursday, Gorey

[comingofthedawn]

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[papayajuan2019]

[theonion]

Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday in which the Jenners almost got him. “Oh my God, it was awful—they were bearing down on me, and I screamed and screamed, but no sound came out,” said Holland, who was still trembling as he recalled the “petrifying” dream about reality stars Kylie, Kendall, and Kris Jenner to his partner Zendaya in vivid, ghastly detail.

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[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[solarisii]

Life in Hell (1977-2012) Matt Groening

[progressivemillennial]

“If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.”

― Marjane Satrapi, Iranian graphic novelist

[velutfortuna]

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[gazeldhazel]

hey ummmmmmmmm hi

sopping wet baby.. hii.. hi hi..

[hazeydaisey]

soggy Tuesday

[dr-gaytorius]

They should invent glasses that are comfortable to lay on your side while wearing

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me