#stupid students

[beautifullyperfectlyflawed]

I don't know why students bother arguing with me when I tell them there are no males in our financial aid department on this campus and then yell at me that "yes he's there because I was just there. The director of financial aid. He was just there half an hour ago." Like yeah okay kid. Sure. I'm only the damn receptionist. Like shit. I don't know who actually works here on my campus. -_- maybe if your lazy ass had tried to do your FAFSA before today, the day before they're supposed to be done by, you wouldn't be in this boat. But, trust me. I know my campus. And I know the director of financial aid on a personal level. SHE is a very nice woman. The man you're referring to is the director of ADMISSIONS and no he can't help you with financial aid. I'm shocked you made it this far in life with such a terrible understanding of basic knowledge.

[angie-person]

Teacher: When we capitalize war what else do we capitalize

Student: the comma

[q-uackquack]

I can't bring myself to study for my history quiz tomorrow bc my professor is an idiot who thinks colonialism did more good than harm and that America is a socialist nation and that rich people pay way too much in taxes and that historically, the U.S. has saved the day in every place they've invaded and that if we had stayed in Iraq longer, we could've brought democracy like how we originally intended. And all the students looove everything he says and they think they've unlocked the secret to politics by taking his class when really he's an idiot history nerd who clearly didn't understand the past and obviously doesn't understand the present.

[jeromeprax]

Controller / Controlled - Changing the experience of a Gamecube controller

[demonangel1864]

I sat in spanish class today . There was this moment (like every lesson) when i understood nothing and just looked around and everyone had the same bored i-don't-get-anything-look on his face. And the teacher's face was like kill me they are too stupid to learn anything. Love this :,D

[rosemary4life992]

Funny School Conversations

Its finals week and right now i am in history. Its about freedom. So i am writing my essay and i wanted to use Anne Frank as an example. Not a good one for freedom  but it was for what keeps us from freedom. 

So i ask my teacher, "Anne Frank was in the World War Two right?" so then this really stupid guy who sits behind me speaks up.

"Anne Frank... Oh the black women right?" He said it with a straight face and all of us just started laughing so hard.

The teacher then says, "Yes. She created the underground railroad."

Another student said, "No your wrong she was a Civil War General." 

"No she was working to get the women the right to vote." Said another student. 

I finally speak up and say, "NO, Matt (The stupid student) She was a jewish girl that was killed by the Nazis." Then everyone clapped for me and we all went back to work. Boy i love finals week dont you?

[im-a-heretic-and-im-on-fire-blog]

We were watching a documentary about a presidential election, and the footage cut off before the results are shown. During the credits, however, they explained that the good candidate we were all rooting for won in a landslide. One girl said that it was "sad" and when asked why, said "He won, and that's great, but there was a landslide." -facepalm-

[mlentertainment]

When you forgot about a French book you have to read...

Teacher: Alright, class, the French novel test is next Wednesday, so be sure you finish your books...

Class: What?! We have to read an entire 100-page BOOK in 5 days?!

Teacher: ...which I have reminded you of for the past three months.