Sep 22, 2023
If you see this, reblog with your ultra specific, useless superpower!!!!
Mine seems to be that my discord messages always have the perfect comedic timing with what is on @lungia 's screen.
Mind you, it ONLY works with her
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If you see this, reblog with your ultra specific, useless superpower!!!!
Mine seems to be that my discord messages always have the perfect comedic timing with what is on @lungia 's screen.
Mind you, it ONLY works with her
Epilepsy Superpower
I can smell a uti before I feel a uti, which is super gross.
I have a superpower, and that power is that every time I check my phone to see what percent it’s charged to, it’s at 69%
there is no practical application for this, it’s just the way it is
I RARELY remember dreaming, but last night I dreamed that I had this supposedly super-special skill for instantly spotting counterfeit money. Everybody was really impressed with me, and I had a big, fancy office at a bank. It wasn't until right before I woke up that I had to actually demonstrate my skills.
Someone laid a small pile of cash on my desk, and the counterfeits were like, really pathetically obvious. Like, a few of the bills were exactly the same on both sides. They were all odd sizes, one was crudely hand-drawn with crayon, there were a couple of coins clearly sculpted out of soap and painted a dull silver and copper - yes, somebody had taken the trouble to forge pennies and nickels, and I, Super Counterfeit Sleuth Woman, was the only one protecting society from this dangerous criminal mastermind. It was the moment I realized I was only the smartest person in a roomful of complete idiots that I woke up.
I'm back with more nonsense ehehehe 👹
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
Make anyone sneeze/fart/burp by staring at them funny, but only once a month
You have unlimited energy, but you can only eat stale ramen (yuck.)
Translate a hamster's squeaks and chuffs into a language the hamster chooses
MEEP. That's all you can say. And everyone on Earth understands you?!
Be a prolific writer, but only in morse code
I honestly thought I had gotten past the point of being disappointed when my brain went “I’ll do X when I feel better, oh wait, it’s highly unlikely I’ll ever feel better than I do right now” but apparently I have an infinite capacity for that sort of thing.
One of my superpowers is always being able to produce enough urine for a urine sample no matter how recently I have peed