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made the mistake of reading too much smut before my boyfriend comes over. now i’m horny. and he’s still recovering from a dental surgery. oversharing but WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF 💔

#ems rants #stupid surgery #i just want my boyfriend

Me: “Hey left leg, can you fucking not????”

Left Leg:

#tazzykiki #stupid surgery #stupid leg #stupid knee #stupid poorly placed picture frame #stupid stupid stupid #this is revenge #i wanted to throw my crutches away #so the crutches contacted the universe trolls #and told them to fuck up my leg #and now i can barely walk #fuck you crutches #they're out to get me #i know it

brooo I wanna see the new spiderverse movie so badly but I had stupid leg surgery and I can barely walk let alone move without help 😭😭😭😭😭

I hate everything❗️❗️❗️❗️

#spider man: across the spider verse #i hate it here #stupid surgery #i hate it i hate it i hate it #into the spider verse #i swear I watched the first movie I just can’t remember

i would give anything to eat some toast right now

#tw food #i am so sick of this liquid diet and it’s been 36 hours #i have a whole ass week to go #stupid surgery

and the doctor just told me i can start exercising again, this day just keeps getting better

#i am happiness #all over the place #stupid surgery #im going back and you're not stopping me

Why is it that when I’m not allowed to have sex with my husband is when i want him the most 😭

#personal #stupid surgery #so mad

I can't get shit done because I'm on heavy ass meds and can't stay awake

#i just want to be productive #stupid surgery #i needed it tho

My mouth hurts

#stupid surgery #it's been five days and I still can't eat anything more solid than mashed potatoes #I tried to eat rice for supper #it didn't work

#stupid surgery

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