Nov 6, 2019
Random Conversation #7
one straight friend: AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
fellow bi friend: geez, someone sounds like they're being possessed
me: ah, Lucifer has finally gotten to them
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Random Conversation #7
one straight friend: AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
fellow bi friend: geez, someone sounds like they're being possessed
me: ah, Lucifer has finally gotten to them
If you say you're gonna do something then fucking do it
Things that sound better in my head
A student asked why my hair was down. I joked around and said that whenever I was happy, my hair stood up (in faux hawk) but when I was sad, it was flat. I didn't realize what I said until the boys started giggling.
A girl was scooching a chair over to my group and was taking forever, so I joked and said, "By the time you get over here, it'll already be your next period." The two girls I was working with stared at me wide-eyed. Yeah. I should have said "class."
No fuck you! I'm on vacation!
They're basically the same thing though, right?
H: How's that Olympic body coming along? I see you have a little bit of powder from that doughnut you ate on your mouth...
Me: Well that's awfully touchy and judgmental of you.
Me: It's going just great! And how would you even know it's powdered sugar anyway??? It could be...cocaine...for all YOU know.
H: All over your MOUTH?
Me: HEY. I don't ask you personal questions about how you choose to consume YOUR cocaine.
H: That's because I don't do cocaine. And you don't either. AND there's a doughnut box right next to you in the trash can.
Me: ...I try not to question my supplier's delivery methods.