Zeller

I'm awesome. I reblog and post weird things that people might find funny. I like to eat food. I drink a lot of coffee. Cartoons are cool. Sometimes I wear sunglasses so I don't get caught staring at your boobs.

[narutales]

exactly

[godmuva-deactivated20200902]

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

[wildcardigan]

is that why i miss her so much?

[godmuva-deactivated20200902]

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

[lesbiansilk]

[lesbianlove07-deactivated201507]

Future goals

[rorybbellows]

[lostcap]

You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.

[m-e-ghan]

You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s her.

Ten Word Story (via 1hey)

[lacedwithrighteousgame-deactiva]

and God said ‘love your enemy’, and I obeyed him and loved myself.

خليل جبران ‎

(via hyacinthine)

[bunlly]

Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calendar, a time for dinner or a movie. Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check its watch. Deer do not fret over passing birthdays. Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out.

Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper (via lazypacific)

[spuzz]

battle | vs buckeebarnes | one avenger

[whatshouldbetchescallme]

When a friend asks me to go to the gym

[bratsquad]

Do you think you're too young to settle down?

Idk but I’m sure as shit too old to play games

[poppyflowerpoetry]

Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed. She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to. She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three. Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap. Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her. You say: I dated her a while back. You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume. You say: She was younger than me. You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered. You say: It’s nothing now. You don’t say: But it was everything then.

Some things are better left unsaid. (via gracefully-found)

[juliannablake]

CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales and Steve Santagati.

[gluttonous-blog]

??????????

[aquus]

MEN ARE LITERALLY THE WORST

[princeofbellehair]

Are you joking

[electric-daisy-forest]

Sometimes good friends drift apart from each other and that’s okay. You get different interests and life happens. It’s not that you don’t like them, it’s just that you know you guys would be better off apart. Appreciate the time you spent with them, but allow yourself to let go and move on. 

[kny111]

hollywood be like “Africans”

[the-salamander-commander]

Thats not even an african themed movie like what.

[walkemdowncc]

where the fuck do u think egypt is located I’m jus curious

[zellerrrrr-blog]

I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

[the-beauty-of-words-blog]