#su shitposts

[queen-of-hearts92]

I cant believe Greg’s hair and Steven are fucking dead. Press F to pay respect.

[bellow-marshmallows]

Spinel, tears in her eyes: your mom LEFT ME on a flOATING ROCK in SPACE as I watched L I T E R A L L Y THOUSANDS OF YEARS GO BY and ALL I hear left is her CRACKLY-VOICED and AWKWARD SON talking about how GREAT it is to live with his FRIENDS on a BEACH

Steven: preach

[atarashura]

I’m,,,,,so sorry,,,,,,,,

she stubbed her toe

[eternal-trip]

When Steven Universe tells you that you have feelings

[letmeringabell]

I was watching Whose Line is it Anyway, and this popped up

Erron Black, is that you?

[criticalalexandrite]

Vidalia is bi fight me

VIdalia? More like BIdalia!

[sugilite-thirteen]

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[queen-of-hearts92]

I saw this post and I was like “FUCK SHE’S RIGHT” so this fell into my head. Jasper is Shrek now, enjoy.