Feb 16, 2019
“No, seriously, what the fuck were you people doing while I was in that bubble!?”
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“No, seriously, what the fuck were you people doing while I was in that bubble!?”
FINALLY, SOMEBODY SAYS IT!
AND IT’S AMETHYST OF ALL PEOPLE!
Rose.
You didn’t leave a way for your child to know.
You warped Pearl’s brain so badly that she found herself writhing in anguish over this secret.
What the fuck.
Sapphire: WHy woULD shE bE a coWBOY!?
We need to see That timeline; I’m just imagining Ruby saying something like “yee-haw” and losing my shit.
so did they breed a whole ecosystem on purpose or did they just kind of happen randomly when seeds got planted
okay connie I’m really sorry but he’ll actually have an easier time falling asleep on the cold hard floor than with his head in your lap like that
why? because that high-pitched noise you’re hearing reverberate through every molecule of your body is me reacting to how cute it is that he has his head in your lap like that because I am filthy conniverse garbage
“...This whole plan. What was I even thinking!?”
“Well, you were thinking that if you came to Homeworld and talked to White Diamond, maybe you could save all the corrupted Gems on Earth!”
“...Rhetorical, Connie. That was a rhetorical question. I was there when I made the plan.”
“Okay, first, you learned that word, like, a month ago.”
“How it was Amethyst you learned it from is a separate question that, uh. I don’t really think we have time for.”
“I dunno, it looks like we have all the time in the world right n--”
“Second, I needed to make sure you did remember, Steven.”
“You came here to fix literally the worst thing you’ve ever imagined happening. It’s not just the how, Steven, it’s why you’re here. It’s why you took the risk.”
“I mean, yeah, we probably could have not messed it up that fast? But that’s on me more than you, I think.”
“What’s on you is that you came here to do the best thing that I’ve ever imagined.”
“You didn’t think I hung out with you for your goofy hair and weird taste in cartoons, did you? You’re the best person I know.”
“And I know that we can fix this. Together?”
dbz abridged has so thoroughly tainted my mind that the moment stevonnie pulled out a second shield my brain started playing an audio clip of freeza shouting about pizza delivery