Wrapping
Reader x Pennywise, X'mas again, last one for the year. Reader is gender neutral. Some dom reader/sub Penny undertones. Nothing nsfw tho. -x- You come home after a long hard day to wrapping paper strewn everywhere. It's all through the hallways and the kitchen, and of course the living room where the tree is, with what used to be boxes with presents wrapped with pretty holiday themed paper waiting for Christmas morning.. But now, those boxes have been torn into, sparkly gold, silver, red and green paper shredded everywhere and the various gifts tossed about. It's like Santa's Workshop threw up in your living room. You narrow your eyes and look around for the culprit. First you spot your cat, curled up and asleep on her favorite chair and probably not the guilty party. "Penny?" You call sternly, but hear no reply. "Penny?" You try again and manage to catch the sound of jingling bells in the way of the bedroom. You look that way, but there's no giant guilty clown. "Pennywise!" The jingling of bells again, this time right above you. You look up at the ceiling to see the sheepishly grinning clown causually crawling along the ceiling like a monstrous spider, head nearly turning all the way around like some Exorcist shit. It would be a down right horrifying sight to behold for some people, but it's nothing to you, you're used to this kind of thing, dating an other worldly alien clown monster is just your kind of normal. You narrow your eyes and scowl at him. "Get down." You command firmly, teeth clinched. "No." Because he knows you're mad at him. "Why did you do this?" You demand, crossing your arms. "What?" Penny smiles innocently. You twitch and motion to around the room and the mess made. "This!" "Oh. I promise I was gonna clean it up, human. You just came back too soon." He grins and bats his eyes sweetly. You wish he hadn't learned that trick, like ever. It wasn't fair. He was too cute. "Then get down and do it. I worked hard wrapping those. Why did you shred them to pieces?" You demand. Penny has flipped down from the ceiling to his feet with ease, jingling as he stretches his long limbs and shakes himself to loosen up. "They were pretty." "Yes. They're supposed to be, they're supposed to sit and look pretty like decorations until Christmas to be unwrapped. But you murdered them." You say calmly. Penny points at the cat, who awoke from her snooze long enough to glare at the clown as he pointed at her and said. "It was her fault. Filthy creature. She made me do it." The cat merely hisses at him and then stretches, curling back up and going back to sleep. She wasn't intimidated by the clown. "Really? The cat made you? Do you expect me to believe that..?" By the time you've finished speaking, he's disappeared again, leaving you to sigh. "You're going to clean this up. I'm going to take a bath, and it better be fixed when I get out." "Ooh, a bath..? Can I help..?" He appears suddenly, tenting his fingers together, expression on his face hopeful. "No. Fix. This. Mess. And you're not allowed to use your powers. I want you to rewrap every single one of these yourself." He glares, full blood red lips twitching into a snarl. He watched you wrap them, he knows how hard it is. He doesn't want to do it by hand. He could also tear you apart just as easy as the presents. "I'm not going to." "Oh, yes, you are. I want them all wrapped and pretty by the time I get out, or there will be dire consequences." And you shove right past to go to the bathroom. You are not in the mood for this shit. Penny grumbles but bends down to sort through the mess, picking out the gifts and setting them aside before picking up all the shredded paper. That was the easy part.. Your bath was relaxing, the hot water and the steam just what you needed. You dry off and dry your hair and get into some soft pajamas. You just want to go and forage for food and watch something stupid on tv and rest. But you cone out to find the tall clown sitting in the floor, hunched over and fighting with a present. He's grumbling to himself and cursing. "Fucking humans and their stupid holidays. This is silly. Why do humans torture themselves with this? Why am I doing this? All for that tiny human. I-" He stops when he senses you standing there, leaned up against the doorway, arms crossed and grinning. "Now you see why I'm mad." You laugh. Penny scowls evily, he even shows his sharp shark-like teeth. "I don't want to do this." You show no fear. You have no reason. If he was going to kill you, he'd already done it and wouldn't take your shit. "Yes, you are. I told you before I left this morning not to touch them and you destroyed them. You're being punished." He visibly twitches, lips curling into a smirk. "This isn't like your other punishments. This isn't fun. We can do one of the other ones." He perks up and nods, cute and creepy smile forming on his pouty and strangely alluring lips. You want to kiss them. But.. "No, that would be a reward. This is an actual punishment and you don't get the other punishment until you're finished with this one." You head over to the couch and sit down, propping your feet up and hand going down to stroke your cat as she slinks over and curls up in your lap. Penny turns a vicious look at the cat. He doesn't like when she's in your lap being petted and he's not. He's jealous of the cat, it's both cute and annoying. You're often worried he will eventually hurt her, but he hasn't so far. "Penny..?" You stress the clown's name. "Get to work." The clown pouts now, but humors you and starts wrapping again. He isn't successful at it, the paper rips easily, especially when he gets mad and his claws come out. His frustrated growls are a turn on though, and you hate to admit how much you're enjoying this. The tape also gets stuck to his gloves instead of the paper. And you can't help but laugh when he gets the tape and paper attached to the frilly sleeve of his costume and begins trying to frantically shake it off. "Don't mock me!" He scowls, eyes glowing the golden red that they usually do when he's mad, or about to tear into someone, or horny.. Right now he's angry and obviously agitated. You sigh and gently move the cat off your lap, she gives an annoyed meow and curls back up on another cushion. You get down in the floor with him and grab a box. "Here, let me show you how to do it easily." Folding the ends can be difficult, after all.. But Penny gets it pretty quickly and soon becomes an artist at wrapping. In no time he has them all wrapped and placed neatly under the tree. He does the whole dusting his hands off when he's finished thing. "There. That was easy." He purrs, crawling across your lap as you sit on the couch. He makes himself light especially for you so he doesn't crush you since he's much larger and heavier. You appreciate it. If he's feeling playful he'll deliberately make himself heavy. "Sure, Penny, sure." You say, stroking his hair and making him purr. Your cat casts an irritated glare his way and then loses interest and begins grooming herself instead. Penny turns himself over and snuggles down against your lap. "So, human, what was that about other punishments?" He bats his eyes again, lips parted and curled at the sides. You sigh. You really wish he had never learned that. It just melts you inside. Looking out the window, you see it's began to show heavily. Well, having the pretty clown boy wrapped all around you would keep you warm. -x- Okay, last X'mas one for this season. I came up with it while wrapping presents. And while dealing with the frustration of wrapping them, so I amused myself thinking of Penny just curled up in a ball in a corner, rocking back and forth and muttering why would humans torture themselves with such a tradition.









